The judge is fudge and the prosecutor a huge marshmallow, so let’s get this legal s’more done and over with
the court will begin with evidence of your unfortunate past by premiering it across the entire room in a fourth dimensional display
Exhibits A through K include but are not limited to the various moments when you ran out of toilet paper, stepped on chewed bubblegum, slipped on wet floor and faced a speaking to a multitude stuttering for a solid minute.
