deeceeoh: You have a golden ass? THIS JUST IN, GEAR CONFIRMED FOR HAVING A CYBORG BUTT

clairclairsky: hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it’s 🍂HOEvember🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main bitch💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won’t get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe😟😟.

clairclairsky: Polished robo butts

Anonymous: Such a strange blog i stumbled into.

clairclairsky: Get a load of the legs on that table

Chuan this is the dumbest idea you’ve had in weeks -`_´-

STUPID STUPID STUPID.

And yet the polished surface of my desk…

It beckons >_>

Anonymous: Thjust in LIZZY IS SCARY

I know, isn’t she awesome?

brainy-twilight: I would also approve of a pic of cyborg Lizzy.

GODFUCK