clairclairsky: hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it’s 🍂HOEvember🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main bitch💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won’t get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe😟😟.

[peridot voice] fuck you flowers, how does it feel to be kicked right in the FACE
clairclairsky: Get a load of the legs on that table
Chuan this is the dumbest idea you’ve had in weeks -`_´-
STUPID STUPID STUPID.

And yet the polished surface of my desk…
It beckons >_>






So Star finds Marco attractive? Because I think Star finds Marco attractive. Just throwing it out there
Headcanon: they grow up and turn out exactly as

(Source: incorrectstarcoquotes, via inuleeli)






