Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS

chefpyro:

rusty-and-toons:

180mph:

  • AMD Radeon HD 7870 graphics card
  • At least 1TB storage capacity
  • Sleek chrome finish w/ scarlet hand-painted flames

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@gearholder

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(Source: orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-2016, via funfetti-cakke)

114,138 notes3 years ago

lord-dominator:

D: “I’m not into romance. I’m just here for a meal I don’t have to pay for.”

H: “She’s even beautiful when she eats…”

(via maybeiwasserious)

117 notes3 years ago

putuksstuff: IT MADE ME VERY PROFICIENT AT SPITTING MY VENOM!

Bah venom spitting ain’t nuthing compared to my sharp tongue B/

1 note3 years ago
shadesoforlando: “ OH MY GOD (Web Warriors #1) ”

shadesoforlando:

OH MY GOD

(Web Warriors #1)

(via enecoo)

19,194 notes3 years ago

putuksstuff: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH YOU GUYS HAVE LIKE NO TASTE!!!

Said the guy who eats poison for breakfast, lunch and dinner ù .û

1 note3 years ago
lonelybus: “ OK BUT- ”

lonelybus:

OK BUT- 

(via maybeiwasserious)

2,418 notes3 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: i could go for some spaghooters. hold the spag. HEYOO

BUT THAT’S JUST MEATBALLS!!!

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…wait…oh :|

5 notes3 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Pizza.

That’s the cheesecake >:V

2 notes3 years ago

putuksstuff: You could just eat the tomatoes by themselves, they're pretty good.

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3 notes3 years ago

putuksstuff: NOONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT SPAGHOOTERS

WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH TOMATS?? A CHEESECAKE????

2 notes3 years ago