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I heard a joke once: Man goes to the doctor. Says he’s depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: “Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. “But doctor…” he says “I am Pagliacci.” Good joke. Everybody laughs. Roll on snare drum. Curtains .-.


EXCUSE YOU?!?!??!!!?!
my friend just got to mettaton and
GET DUNKED ON GLAMBOT
(Source: theglowbun, via projectsnt)
tech21101: Nanobot master race. Claytronics, nanomachines, self repair, etc etc. Cybernetics are for normies.

karosiv-the-aura-rose: Flash Cloning (exact copy, both body and mind) or Birth Cloning (clone baby with accelerated, like star wars)?


Pandimensional matter transporting.
You’ve heard of Netflix and Chill, now get ready for
nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:
IMAX and climax
Blockbuster and cockthruster
Hulu and Woohoo?
Amazon Prime and sexy time
Church and praying for forgiveness
(via funfetti-cakke)



