Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Anonymous: Anti-honesty hour eh? Can I take Linkle as my waifu and never give her back ever?
Sure! Heck, take Zedrin and Liz too while you’re at it!
If you’re trying to impersonate me that implies Linkle’s already mine and you’re dishonestly givin her away u .u
Nintendo: “I MADE A NEW CHARACTER AND THEY ARE NEW AND DIFFERENT AND ORIGINAL THEY ARE CALLED LINKLE AND HAVE A COMPASS SO THEY ISN’T LINK OKAY ©DONUTSTEAL”
i love capitalizing words that do not need to be capitalized At All so that you read them in that Important Voice
Everything you can touch is capitalized in german.
Even tigers.
Don’t actually touch tigers tho.
(via putuksstuff)
Anonymous: Mr. Holder, what do you say to allegations that your foundation has had connections in the past with a shadow group known only as "The Foundation"?
Preposterous, all dealings with, by, and for the Gearholder Foundation© are well-documented and readily available to the general populace by request.
Individuals formerly affiliated to the Gearholder Foundation© have, however, been drafted by some shady organizations (who have express need to remain anonymous), as part of one of our [DATA EXPUNGED] programs, but such cases do not hold legal binding on behalf of the Gearholder Foundation© itself, for the program in question merely serves as reference for the individual’s skill and ability, as to help them find new job opportunities.