Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
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Hey everyone, hit like on Bronco’s selfies and/or tell him he’s good-faced!! >:Y
Then look at him get flustered and/or angry for it >:y
I saw these at Wal-Mart. Saddened by the lack of Applejack. But maybe they just ran out, I mean I did find one of Diamond Tiara right next to Leonardo.
DUUUUUDE!! Burnt bacon is a waste don’t do that >:V
MBTI as The Onion Headlines
ENFJ: Deadly Super Rainbow Tears Through West Coast
ENTJ: It’s Terrifying To Think That In 1,000 Years, All Of Us Will Be Forgotten Except For Me
ENFP: Free-Thinking Cat Shits Outside The Box
ENTP: Get Ready, Folks, ‘Cause This Is The Greatest Late-To-Work Excuse You’ve Ever Heard
ESFJ: Buddy System Responsible For Additional Death
ESTJ: Area Man Coasting By On Good Looks, Work Ethic, In-Depth Knowledge Of Virginia Real Estate Law
ESFP: You Meet The Most Interesting People Kicking Open Random Bathroom Stalls
ESTP: Looking Back On My Life, I Guess My Biggest Regret Is Trying To Fight That Alligator 5 Minutes Ago
INFJ: Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday
INTJ: NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God
INFP: Child Slavery Gives Area Activist Something To Do With Her Evenings
INTP: Area Man A Walking Encyclopedia Of Everything Except Leading A Normal Life
ISFJ: I Want You To Know I’m Just Trying To Replace Your Mom
ISTJ: Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality
ISFP: Sometimes, Area Woman Just Feels…
ISTP: Standard Deviation Not Enough For Perverted Statistician
(via inuleeli)
Anonymous: Hello! Yes, I would like to purchase a Tiny Lesbian for my Tiny Lesbian collection, and I heard you had one?
what will you give me in exchange for my Tiny Lesbian? Tiny Lesbians don’t just grow on Tiny Lesbian Trees, ya’know, I expect fair compensation for my Tiny Lesbian.
Last I checked the exchange rate for one Tiny Lesbian© was around 9.8 Cute Dresses :v