brighteronthesunnyside:

The Three Caballeros in ¡Felíz Cumpleaños!

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micchy-did-nothing-wrong: I would eat the hell out of that burger/pizza hybrid.


I would eat the hell out of the girl in that dre… I MEAN THE BURGER YES PIZZA GOOD FOOD YUMYUM >_>

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Anonymous: What level of Objectification (as in: Literally) are you okay with a robot having before you have sex with it on a scale of 1-5. Where 1 is like Eva from Wall-E who's just an egg with a screen and eyes and 5 is like "Indistinguishable from a human except for like an antenna or metal bits on her hands/legs".


zedrin-maybe:

uh

i have no idea how to answer this

How close to uncanny valley do you want your robos.

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theinturnetexplorer:

Shia had two very different experiences

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bingogona:
“ deeceeoh:
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bingogona:

deeceeoh:

crybringer:

terdburgler:

saliantsunbreeze:

bhhammy:

professorplaid:

clawofthefallen:

ffuffle:

werewolfnl:

djynnflyssa:

datmassivepanda:

tharook:

ohgodhesloose:

tharook:

darael:

tharook:

majingojira:

mattfractionblog:

runonsentencesaboutemotions:

twoheadedbourbon:

andribbonsofeuphoria:

barelysarcasm:

party-wok:

therealduckandpenguin:

hungrylikekevin:

res-orb:

blissmanifesto:

His clones lacked his legendary skills.

Phaser set to kill, goodbye Redshirt.

It was all for not, God.

The aliens proved to be unfriendly.

We should have locked that lab.

Asked about love, God blue screened.

He was on earth after all.

Had a bellyache, not a bellyache.

He was free. Or was he?

Baby Hitler always shoots first, Ben.

Matter Transmission always gives me gas.

for sale: baby spaceship, never used

On every world, there is song.

The higher dimensions began to unravel.

“Have you tried rebooting the universe?”

Error 404: Person not found. Report?

THEY CAME BACK TO DESTROY EARTH.

“…Then who’s looking back at us?”

“Welcome. We’ve long awaited your development.”

They mostly come out at night

What god needs with a Starship?

A new frontier, devoid of stars.

….but the creature refused to stop.

And the moon began to weep…

The robots started thinking for themselves.

Prison moon Selene: Inmate population, 1.

But the future wouldn’t say put.

The robot wanted to fuck Pluto.

Upon waking, the Sun was gone.

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omegaresnovae: What caused you to change your position on robosexuality?


“Gearholder Foundation Retreats,
Ethics World in Upheaval.”

“…as such, after losing the backing of three prominent robo-ethicists last night, the representative for the Robots Are Not For Sexual Initiative, and Co-Director of the Gearholder Foundation, Euphemia Gere has decided to retire the program, claiming to now be wanting to pursue new broader goals that benefit robotkind, as is the foundation’s proclaimed main focus…”

“The summit was a gathering of 57 robo-ethicists the world over: 32 against robosex, 17 in favor, and 8 on neutral ground, serving as either moderators or having no say on the deliberations. Then 3 who were against, requested at this time to be turned over to the pro side. In response to this, another one against demanded to leave her position, and now remains on neutral ground.

The final count for this year’s Robo-Ethics Summit, in regards to the approval of Proposition Infinity is 28 votes against, 20 in favor and 9 neutral.”

In-universe, those three fuckers were kindof important. Resolve means jackshit nothing without a purpose - _-

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Anonymous: would be interested in Commission if I weren't brokes... maybe in a week and a half.


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