Gearholder

Anonymous: So now the lewdities come out, eh? Sweet. Door's open everybody! Porn party at Gearholder's!

But Ellie’s going to bed… what’s the point if I can’t make her horny?

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my word, german, i cant believe you’d post something like this

ELIZABETH NO OMG SJSFGHKCAMFGKUXYG,AKSUHFD Ò//A//Ó

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Anonymous: Who's in your squad?

chefpyro:

greensalamander:
:
@cutiverse, @gearholder, @funfetti-cakke, @extradan and @deeceeoh, for the most part. or, currently. it fluctuates.
I’d be real sad if you died.
that’s what 87.12% of murderers say before they get ya
i know this because i’ve been murdered 10000 times

[LEWDNESS EXPUNGED HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS I THINKING]

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oldroots:

talkingtotheanimals:
S A V A G E

(via pencil-rebagels)

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ask-lola-cloudmaker: When people see the hole it becomes nsfw :y

no hole never

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cute date idea

thorcepticon:

fartgallery:
we go to an aquarium. you point out all the fish you like. i jump in the tank and attempt to fight them to win your affection
But then you pick the shark, the god damn apex predator of the ocean. I go in there and try to fight it anyways. I fucking lose though because its a mother fucking shark and instead the shark wins your affection and you two end up getting married. That was 6 years ago and now whenever im on facebook I see how happy you are with your shark husband and shark children. I often think to myself that I never should have fought that shark but then I look and see how happy you are and realize, I wouldn’t change a thing.

(via rustywidget)

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