ask-princess-moe-lestia: Are those samus and lilmac? Oh shit

frosty-mage-stuff: If lizzy had a dick would you suck it?

How can you ever claim to be a man if you can’t even do something as simple as sucking a girl’s penis; you shit idiot, you fucking fool .______.

nittany-tiger: You mean I'm not making a Russian ICBM? I've been duped.

YOU FOOL, COULDN’T YOU TELL FROM THE FACT THE PARTS WERE MADE IN KOREA?? >:Y

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: pegging

What did you all think all that “bend over” stuff was about?
Instructions to assemble a soviet intercontinental ballistic missile? NO!! >:U