gothdeity:

this is what GOOD PUSSY sounds like *sound of gun cocking

(Source: malscare, via jinglejangleurshitupbro)

gordon-freeman-official:

tilthat:

TIL J. R. R. Tolkien received from a fan a goblet with the Ring inscription on it in Black Speech. Because the Black Speech in general is an accursed language, and the Ring inscription in particular is a vile spell, Tolkien never drank out of it, and used it only as an ashtray.

via reddit.com

“I know I made this up but I’m still not taking chances”

Tolkien, probably

(via silver-tongues-blog)

gloomyfairyland:

(Source: 6thhouse, via not-the-conversation-starter)

queenwhiskey:

violetvappy:

queenwhiskey:

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

WHAT

(via sakimcgee)

mushroom-just-one:

sectonia:

sectonia:

me:*watching ytp*

ytp:*uses an explosion* *immediately reverses the clip*

me:

ytp:Sus
me:

ytp: *replaces someone saying a number with the king saying “for”*

(via crunchie-roll)