frosty-mage-stuff: Would you let marshmallow horse bend you over and fuck you up the butt?


Oh please, I’m a man of very high standards B/

For example, one thing you’re gonna need to get me to bend me over: Clothes.

…wait :|

5 notes3 years ago

Bro-tip: Disregard how your sketch looks, lineart’s supossed to look better dammit! >:y

6 notes3 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: hee


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IF Y’ALL EXCUSE ME I NEED TO GO FLAIL MY ARMS A BIT OR SOMETHING JLKSAFGHALK

5 notes3 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Hoteldebotel is quite a silly word, really. Nobody uses it in a serious setting. It's something you use when you want to sound cute or whatever.


oh ok so then you were just tryin to sound cut—waIT A MINUTE >_>

3 notes3 years ago

omegaresnovae: What kinda kinky shit are you getting up to with marshmallow horse?


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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: OH YOU WANT DUTCH HERE'S SOME DUTCH


:|

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Mud breeder, fortune teller, fire station, madly, in that order.

On an unrelated note, that last one I tried reverse-translating from English and got “staperverliefd” instead. That one’s meaning took me by surprise, must say. I mean, just one word to convey such a thing… gonna start using it maybe :T

7 notes3 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: blevenspleen


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I’m looking at you like you’re the sun right now Ellie.

4 notes3 years ago

bigspoonkorra:

that phrase like, “he looked at her like she was the sun” has always confused me because most people look at the sun like this 

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(Source: turtleduckdate, via extradan)

453,747 notes3 years ago
leadhooves:
“ cedricpeyravernay:
“ Gepetto.
Thank you All!
”
I have no strings on me
”

leadhooves:

cedricpeyravernay:

Gepetto.

Thank you All!

I have no strings on me

(Source: moodcase, via kalianos)

13,724 notes3 years ago

Fuckin Arin keeps saying the F word! And even posted to miiverse!!

He’s gonna get banned!!! D:

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