frosty-mage-stuff: Would you let marshmallow horse bend you over and fuck you up the butt?

Oh please, I’m a man of very high standards B/

For example, one thing you’re gonna need to get me to bend me over: Clothes.

…wait :|

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: hee

IF Y’ALL EXCUSE ME I NEED TO GO FLAIL MY ARMS A BIT OR SOMETHING JLKSAFGHALK

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Hoteldebotel is quite a silly word, really. Nobody uses it in a serious setting. It's something you use when you want to sound cute or whatever.

oh ok so then you were just tryin to sound cut—waIT A MINUTE >_>

omegaresnovae: What kinda kinky shit are you getting up to with marshmallow horse?

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: OH YOU WANT DUTCH HERE'S SOME DUTCH

:|

Mud breeder, fortune teller, fire station, madly, in that order.

On an unrelated note, that last one I tried reverse-translating from English and got “staperverliefd” instead. That one’s meaning took me by surprise, must say. I mean, just one word to convey such a thing… gonna start using it maybe :T

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: blevenspleen

I’m looking at you like you’re the sun right now Ellie.