rileyav:
“ i can’t stop listening to Adele
”

rileyav:

i can’t stop listening to Adele

(via alexmichanikos-deactivated20181)

2,160 notes3 years ago
chefpyro:
“ Come to Vault 111 in next 200 years if u want an ass kicking
”

chefpyro:

Come to Vault 111 in next 200 years if u want an ass kicking

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302 notes3 years ago

(Source: dirtygfconfessions, via extradan)

4,107 notes3 years ago

thatseanguyblogs:

emgeerassohl:

sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

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469,582 notes3 years ago

zedrin-maybe: i don't freeboot though. i bitch about it IRL all the time to anyone, my mom included :Y


>:Y

2 notes3 years ago

Anonymous: Incoming dose of lewd thoughts because reasons! Imagine if you will: Humanized Rarity, in short dress with slit thigh, wearing stockings and garter belts. Must have big tiddies and booty. This has been a random dose of lewd thoughts because dammit I needed to share that one.


You go keep that shit to yourself until you can actually show it to people.

1 note3 years ago

zedrin-maybe: i am the same at all places. a sarcastic robotfucker who constantly bitches about freebooting


“Marshie, can you please help with the dishes?”

“Suuuure mom, it’s not like I’m busy fucking my robot or freebooting on all these servos”

…seems legit - _-

6 notes3 years ago

frosty-mage-stuff: Why are you so different between G+ and here?


I usually got a 7 paragraph thing at the ready for everyone to not read in case I get asked something like this but insted of posting that I’ll just say:

Don’t give me that shit, nobody’s the same at two different places - _-

5 notes3 years ago

conspicuouslad:

best-of-memes:

Poor design decisions

That elevator, hope you’re not going to floors 6-9

I figure some buildings have floors with restricted access, so public elevators don’t even list them. Like, they don’t even have a door to the elevator’s shaft, just a wall.

(via conspicuouslad)

103,253 notes3 years ago

ask-lola-cloudmaker: Bro Gear, deary, I think you need to satisfy your sexual urges somehow, or you're gonna go crazy :y Get a girl will ya


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No one’s gotten crazy for having no sex pardner ù_ú

Maybe dehydrated, but not crazy.

5 notes3 years ago