gorlt:

brodays:

gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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The best thick cocks and young hung studs

http://jockdays.tumblr.com/

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that’s not in the recipe

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343,877 notes3 years ago

I consider myself to have very low standards for if you wanna befriend me.

One example: Just show your fucking face and fight me like a man damnyou.

5 notes3 years ago
deeceeoh:
“ @gearholder
”

deeceeoh:

@gearholder

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139 notes3 years ago

Sex off: Owners of first humanoid robot sign agreement not to have sex with it →

aspect-rei:

monstergirlsexamination:

These people will go down in history as bigots of the highest order.

I’d think the Japanese of all people would be above this, but, on the other hand, I guess that they do have a pretty bad population problem there as it is.

@gearholder

Cool story bro, go back to a week ago and tell me all about it then.

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99 notes3 years ago
somethingraptored:
“ eyebrow-sweat:
“ I cannot believe my fu ck ing e y e s john cena was turned down for a role in kim possible and then, in that moment, decided “you know what, I think it’s time for a change in my career, I’m going to becoem a F...

somethingraptored:

eyebrow-sweat:

I cannot believe my fu ck ing e y e s john cena was turned down for a role in kim possible and then, in that moment, decided “you know what, I think it’s time for a change in my career, I’m going to becoem a F UCKING WRESTLER “ 

ROOOOOON CENA

I want a remix of the Kim Possible theme and John Cena’s theme on my desk by 4 pm this tuesday ._.

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280,666 notes3 years ago

tsukithewolf:

144cm:

let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me

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577,788 notes3 years ago

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361,494 notes3 years ago

chefpyro:

gearholder:

Through natural selection, Dutch people have adapted to their enviornment by becoming tall so their necks are always above sea-level in the event of floodings. Just like Lamarck’s Giraffe Theory

They have also adapted by being cheeky good at engineering their dikes so that floodings never occur, making the tallness adaptation completely pointless.

This is impressively wrong.

Well it’s a fact I just made up so therefore I consider that a victory u 3u

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17 notes3 years ago

Through natural selection, Dutch people have adapted to their enviornment by becoming tall so their necks are always above sea-level in the event of floodings. Just like Lamarck’s Giraffe Theory

They have also adapted by being cheeky good at engineering their dikes so that floodings never occur, making the tallness adaptation completely pointless.

17 notes3 years ago

pencil-rebagels:

Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon.

1 star difficulty. Defeat a Slalamence that one-shots you and has 700hp.

FFFUCK!

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