missmahariel:
“ *coughs*
”

missmahariel:

*coughs*

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3,431 notes7 years ago

fun gender neutral things to call your partner:

kiddzbop:

  • OPPONENT

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392,113 notes7 years ago

faerill:

Star Wars?

Why the fuck would you go to war with stars? You fools. You can’t win. Just look at how many there are.

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Sun Tzu says: “Bitches ain’t shit, we can take em.”

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207,538 notes7 years ago

faegasusfollowers:

Homestuck is so fucking stupid they don’t even have arms

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6,213 notes7 years ago

^   | ^ı<
^^ | ^_.

4 notes7 years ago

bewbin:

5eonsol:

bewbin:

*refuses to move to the big city to reduce risk of parallel parking*

Just take the train 😊

how the heck am i gonna parallel park a train?

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408,388 notes7 years ago

electrohoho:

merry holidays or whatever

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8,334 notes7 years ago

Anonymous: Have you guys ever had to share a bed before? Like, maybe one of you had a terrible nightmare and had to crawl into the other's bed?


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22 notes7 years ago

chefpyro:

about half the smut blog’s queue is xj9 lol

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plsno ;~;

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35 notes7 years ago

How many let’s players are gonna be daddies to each other because of this game? e_e

4 notes7 years ago