Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Anonymous: So Liz has a hypno fetish. If you had her under control, what would you do?
I’m more into “invisible man” shennanigans tbh - .-
…shit Inkie made me spill the beans “orz
And they already have. I’m not looking that thing up tho, ask Michanikos if he has it -`_´-
TMI me am bored - A-
If Alvin & The Chipmunks 4 is brave enough to release the same day as Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens, you’re brave enough to ask your crush out.
brave enough to ask my crush out on a date to see Alvin & The Chipmunks 4
(via takamoris)
how the signs say 'I love you'
- aries:come at me scrublord im fuckin ripped
- taurus:(takes you to McDonald's just to tell you how much they McFreakin love you)
- gemini:(hands u a note saying 'my ass')
- cancer:hey wanna hold hands? (holds ur hand, immediately slams it down on the table) IM THE ARM WRESTLING CHAMPION
- leo:if i was a dog, i would wag my tail whenever i saw you
- virgo:(wakes up one day with you as the first thought in their mind) ...... wtf
- libra:i love you...........tube videos of cats do you wanna watch one with me?
- scorpio:(holds your hand) this better be clean
- sagittarius:i thirst-followed you, and it was the best decision of my life <3
- capricorn:you are the least terrible person I know
- aquarius:(sends u a meme saying 'u meme the world to me')
- pisces:(confesses in the snow while shooting stars fly overhead. immediately hands u a binder reading 'wedding plans')