cutiverse:

alright everyone, this is a stick up. don’t anybody move!

now empty that safe!

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25 notes7 years ago
YOU IDIOT I REVEALED IT THAT SAME DAY I REFUSED TO REVEAL IT
YOU ASBESTOS-RIDDEN CEILING, YOU CHILD-SAFE SCISSOR SET

YOU IDIOT I REVEALED IT THAT SAME DAY I REFUSED TO REVEAL IT

YOU ASBESTOS-RIDDEN CEILING, YOU CHILD-SAFE SCISSOR SET

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20 notes7 years ago
grandtheftchocobo:
“ Don’t ever talk to me or my sons ever again…
”

grandtheftchocobo:

Don’t ever talk to me or my sons ever again…

(via puniper)

35,067 notes7 years ago
pulpfanfiction:
“ nayx:
“ Print it. Fuck it.
”
am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused
”

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

(via )

416,700 notes7 years ago
frostedpuffs:
“they
”

frostedpuffs:

they

164 notes7 years ago
zackisontumblr:
“ what did i just read
”

zackisontumblr:

what did i just read

(via funfetti-cakke)

292,151 notes7 years ago
kellyelainesmith:
“ kelly smith photography for arizona east
november 2015
”

kellyelainesmith:

kelly smith photography for arizona east

november 2015

7,900 notes7 years ago

funfetti-cakke-talks: Mum practicing my Spanish. Tell me how I did.


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2 notes7 years ago

funfetti-cakke-talks: Si usted piensas en casarse en el futuro, lo vas a ser tradicional o te vas a comer la torta y después casarse?


you realise these gringos aren’t gonna understand my answer without context in english right? - _-

Fucking… look man you gotta discuss this shit with them from the start, is it a fun thing to do? is it special and only for love? are we even virginds? work this shit with yar gal or pal so you know how they want it, but also let em know how you want it, either way any of the two won’t be wanting it as soon as the other, it’s unavoidable, so you gotta find ways to support each other until they’re ready while making sure the other doesn’t die from thirst -`A´-

See? none of this makes sense does it? -`_´-

1 note7 years ago

Barry is best anime character

0 notes7 years ago