funfetti-cakke-talks: Mum practicing my Spanish. Tell me how I did.

funfetti-cakke-talks: Si usted piensas en casarse en el futuro, lo vas a ser tradicional o te vas a comer la torta y después casarse?

you realise these gringos aren’t gonna understand my answer without context in english right? - _-

Fucking… look man you gotta discuss this shit with them from the start, is it a fun thing to do? is it special and only for love? are we even virginds? work this shit with yar gal or pal so you know how they want it, but also let em know how you want it, either way any of the two won’t be wanting it as soon as the other, it’s unavoidable, so you gotta find ways to support each other until they’re ready while making sure the other doesn’t die from thirst -`A´-

See? none of this makes sense does it? -`_´-