Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

frosty-mage-stuff: You order a burger right now. What is in it, aside from the meat and bun?

Frog sticks in the alley, double bossy, take it thru the garden, wax and grunt, extra shingles, light axle grease, burn it and let it swim.

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kuzeykirkland: “ I wonder how far his arms can stretch and why cant i stop shitposting ”

kuzeykirkland:

I wonder how far his arms can stretch

and why cant i stop shitposting

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8,300 notes7 years ago

yankeesama:

vamoladokidoki:

spatulasinspace:

niggawitamacbook:

Nobody scares me more than drunk white men in numbers.

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They aren’t drunk…

honey, nobody wears that outfit sober

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373,528 notes7 years ago

3drod:

Here’s a collection of every Splatfest this year!

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22,316 notes7 years ago

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17,856 notes7 years ago

In this episode of grumps: things in bags and eating your own pussy.

3 notes7 years ago

Anonymous: Nickelback Autism

extradan:

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sounds like @extradan‘s aesthetic

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b-noons:

hunkyskanks:

mizuyokan:

kirby shooting actual bullets is really fucked up

he’s unstoppable

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He doesn’t even have fingers, who designed the gun with such a large trigger hole

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dadvillainy: “ yall was laughin before but who’s fuckin shoes wet now bitch ”

dadvillainy:

yall was laughin before but who’s fuckin shoes wet now bitch

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88,704 notes7 years ago