Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

urban-meadows: TMI! Name some of your dream holiday destinations!

cutiverse-deactivated20161031:

I’m a total weeb where do u think

yeah jap is a given but what part? >:y

Nara to feed deer? or that bunny island?

15 notes3 years ago

newnamed: JET FUEL CAN'T MELT _____ ______

karosiv-the-aura-rose:

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MY HEART

That’s deep, bro…

Bro

47 notes3 years ago

stupidoomdoodles:

this is the only explanation i’ll accept from you dragon ball GT

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omegaresnovae: What are you oral skills like? Are you a cunning linguist? Do you know what I mean? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? I am referring of course to your speechcraft ability.

I can say “One smart fellow he felt smart” three times fast and only say “fart smeller” twice.

4 notes3 years ago

Maíz btw.

9 notes3 years ago

funfetti-cakke-talks: Tortillas de harina o maíz?

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE.

2 notes3 years ago

professor-maple-art: Food sounds amazing right now. Got any recommendations?

:

WHATEVER TASTES GOOD MAN; I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE

GRILL A WHOL FCUKING FISH AND ADD ONION TO THAT SHIT, THEN SOME HERBS AND SALT AND SERVE WITH CHILL WHITE WINE ON A BED OF STEAMED SPINACH

2 notes3 years ago

putuksstuff:

WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO PUT A LIMIT ON HOW MUCH YOU CAN ASK IN A GIVEN PERIOD OF TIME!

HOW WILL I TAUNT GEAR NOW????

HAHH, PWND BY TUMBLR ITSELF

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newnamed: HOW MANY GEARS COULD A GEAR HOLDER HOLD IF A GEAR HOLDER COULD HOLD GEARS

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PROBABLY LIKE 8

Can confirm.

5 notes3 years ago

OH MY FUCKING GOD PART 2

putuksstuff:

pembrokewkorgi:

pembrokewkorgi:

So, I got called a liar by the supervisor of the company that towed my truck, so now I got to pull $300 out of my ass, when I’m fucking flat broke, and my daughter has school tomorrow, I have a psych appointment, and my wife also has physical therapy tomorrow.

So… I guess it’s time for me to beg for help again,  Sorry, guys, I wish my life wasn’t such a fucking kick in the dick.

My paypal is pembrokewkorgi@gmail.com.  If I can get enough donations to get my car out, then I’ll do another monthly blog on February (there’s no way I’d be able to do one in December).  I’ll let you choose between me doing one based on Lyra from MLP or me doing something Undertale related.  

Ugh… *slams face on desk* GREAT!

Good news, a friend of mine loaned me the money to pay to get my car back, I plan to use the money I raise via these donations to pay him back, and please donate, because I’m afraid I may have put him in a bad situation by borrowing money from him.

Bad news, I got informed the rent I gave my landlords was short, and thus I need to pay them more money or they’ll evict my family and I.  Can’t I just get one little break?  That’s all I ask. >_<  Made worse by the fact they want it by Thursday and I get paid on Friday.  God dammit… so yeah, donations will go to that too.

Jesus fucking christ, give this man a break.

Fucking

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194 notes3 years ago