gearholder: Yo tell us a sappy-ass sinterklaas bedtime story to get the mood going >:y
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dude there are no “sinterklaas stories” like that’s not how it works
uhhh SINTERKLAAS KILLED A GUY AND THE COPS WERE LIKE “U KILLED A GUY” AND SINTERKLAAS WAS LIKE “nah” AND HE WAS SINTERKLAAS AND SHIT SO THEY LET HIM GO THE END
I MEANT LIKE A STORY OF WHEN YOU GOT SHITFACED WITH OTHER PEOPLE AT A SINTERPARTY OR EVEN IF YA HAVE SINTERPARTIES LIKE WTH MAN TELL US WHAT’S CUSTOMARY TO DO
I FOR ONE ONLY KNOW ABOUT THE OLD BEARDO AND THE CHIMNEY GUY, BUT LIKE, WHAT DO THEY DO, WEHRE DO THEY GO? >:Y
Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’
this is the definition of college.
Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now I’m considered an expert on this species…
this is how it works half of esteemed biologists trip and fall into their specialty while pursuing something else. one lecturer i just went to started as a biochemist researching antibiotics and discovered that crocodiles change colors based on environment and now he has 30+ crocs in his yard for research purposes and he’s just like… “wait… i’m a chemist…”
Wait, are all these stories about crocodiles? Maybe crocodiles are just controlling scientists’ minds so that they’ll be studied more.
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