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God damn Ocelot get keeps getting hotter!
What did you expect, their relationship in a nutshel is the SlobxSuave combo, Adam keeps himself groomed and at peak condition while John’s either just eating junk or taking 30-year naps.
(via karosiv-the-aura-rose)
theurlgoeshere: We didn't take you seriously with the robots because we REALLY wanted to fuck 'em. You can't fuck a pizza.
You’re still eating it with reckless abandon for morals.
Different verbs, same shitty attitudes è______é
i dont care how powerful this pokemon is
if it ugly i aint touching it
This is basically the OPPOSITE of how I play :P
I’ve taken Klinklang and Garbodor into many a battle.
ya team is ugly
(Source: kiwi, via frostedpuffs)

Remember when Star left that football player to die horribly in order to save Marco?
True love blooms in the battle… err, football field
(Source: trapped-in-cartoon-hell, via frostedpuffs)
theurlgoeshere: How about a second pizza, flipped upside down onto the first pizza?
What, suddenly I’m an authority on this shit? You never took me seriously about the robots, why start now?? Fuuuuck youuuuu t(è__é t)

Flowey is working on becoming ripped.
IN THIS WORLD, IT’S LIFT OR BE LIFTED
(Source: kingfinfat, via inuleeli)
Anonymous: My penis cannot get erect.
Imagine a “Tickle-me-Grump” doll collection with 10 different original phrases each, such as:
Arin: “YOU FUCKING FREAK!! YOU’RE A FREAK!!”
Danny: “Barry? DO SOMETHING BARRY!!”
Ross: “Come at me scrublord, I’m ripped”
Barry: His laugh
Brian: “Don’t touch me, I have a PhD”
And more! :y
Me flirting with someone I’m not emotionally invested in:
Me flirting with someone I actually like:
THIS IS SO ACCURATE
(via neonchurro)




