karosiv-the-aura-rose:

adamska-special:

by サンノ on pixiv

God damn Ocelot get keeps getting hotter! 

What did you expect, their relationship in a nutshel is the SlobxSuave combo, Adam keeps himself groomed and at peak condition while John’s either just eating junk or taking 30-year naps.

(via karosiv-the-aura-rose)

3,851 notes3 years ago

theurlgoeshere: We didn't take you seriously with the robots because we REALLY wanted to fuck 'em. You can't fuck a pizza.


You’re still eating it with reckless abandon for morals.

Different verbs, same shitty attitudes è______é

1 note3 years ago

i dont care how powerful this pokemon is

cat-pun:

sandshrew13:

cat-pun:

if it ugly i aint touching it

This is basically the OPPOSITE of how I play :P

I’ve taken Klinklang and Garbodor into many a battle.

ya team is ugly 

(Source: kiwi, via frostedpuffs)

47,900 notes3 years ago
star-vs-hiatus:
“ Remember when Star left that football player to die horribly in order to save Marco?
”
True love blooms in the battle… err, football field

star-vs-hiatus:

Remember when Star left that football player to die horribly in order to save Marco?

True love blooms in the battle… err, football field

(Source: trapped-in-cartoon-hell, via frostedpuffs)

1,470 notes3 years ago

theurlgoeshere: How about a second pizza, flipped upside down onto the first pizza?


What, suddenly I’m an authority on this shit? You never took me seriously about the robots, why start now?? Fuuuuck youuuuu t(è__é t)

6 notes3 years ago

frosty-mage-stuff: BBQ sauce on pizza Y/N?


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5 notes3 years ago
rrufure:
“ hostcat:
“ Flowey is working on becoming ripped.
”
IN THIS WORLD, IT’S LIFT OR BE LIFTED
”

rrufure:

hostcat:

Flowey is working on becoming ripped.

IN THIS WORLD, IT’S LIFT OR BE LIFTED

(Source: kingfinfat, via inuleeli)

27,591 notes3 years ago

Anonymous: My penis cannot get erect.


Imagine a “Tickle-me-Grump” doll collection with 10 different original phrases each, such as:

Arin: “YOU FUCKING FREAK!! YOU’RE A FREAK!!”
Danny: “Barry? DO SOMETHING BARRY!!”
Ross: “Come at me scrublord, I’m ripped”
Barry: His laugh
Brian: “Don’t touch me, I have a PhD”

And more! :y

7 notes3 years ago

sparklesmikey:

akaitsume:

Me flirting with someone I’m not emotionally invested in:

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Me flirting with someone I actually like:

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THIS IS SO ACCURATE

(via neonchurro)

377,527 notes3 years ago

gearholder: *Fights u*


inuleeli:

I will kick u in the shins so hard, don’t think I won’t

OH IT IS ON!! >:YYY

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8 notes3 years ago