Anonymous: Do those kinds of sexual experiences include ones with other males?

I was pantsed by one in front of 5 girls so I guess - _-

omegaresnovae: Don't put fruit on your dinner tables? What the hell's wrong with you people?

Ughhhh, I’m gonna have to bring out the clinical jargon aren’t I?

No, they’re not used in prepared meals which are meant to be consumed as what the general consensus would declare to be a “main dish”, you fool (sic).

They are however employed as components in recipes for liquid mixtures of juices and pulps, henceforth referred to as “beverages”, confectionaries of varying degree of complexity often eaten after the meal is finished, henceforth referred to as “desserts”, and processed sweets eaten during leisurely moments, henceforth referred to as “candy”

An exhaustive search over the documented dishes that do fit the general consensus of what a “main dish” is, reveals that mangoes in particular do get mixed with over 30 (thirty) other foodstuffs throughout the recipes, in quantities, proportions and extension unrelated to each other, in preparations that take approximately no less than 2 (two) hours to make, and which end result barely allows the mango to be perceived.

Thus, comes the conclusion that Mexican Cuisine is no the ideal place to look for a proper implementation of mangoes in a satisfying dish.

In Layman’s terms: Make the fuckin gazpacho or look somewhere else you freaking nimrod, you absolute mycruba.

Am I clear yet? -______-

omegaresnovae: What kind of Mexican dishes can I make with mangoes?

Cut into very small cubes and put in a deep bowl, add jícama and/or cucumber and/or pineapple also in cubes, then a cup of orange juice. Spread crumbled cotija cheese on top. That’s the same one from enchiladas. Then chamoy sauce and/or powdered chilli.

And that’s a Gazpacho Moreliano, a street food that looks like so - .-

Or go ask someother country becaus fuck man we don’t put fruit on our dinnertables -`A´-

Go ask Brazil, those guys put bananas on rice and beans ù_ú