Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
You’re on probation and will only get one reaction a day, go away.
WHAT!!!!
No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
this post makes me cry every single damn time
(via bukoya-reblogs)
- somebody who's a furry but with robots instead:whirry
Seriously, protein style what the everloving…
We were at the office, like hanging out, and I was like, “You know that face that Ross makes in the morning?” and like everyone, at the same time, made the exact face.
(via pencil-rebagels)
Well, In-N-Out for one has the gall to call it a “grilled cheese” and put it in their secret menu - .-
Not tryin to say anything, but you know what people keep a secret most times?
Extremely shameful stuff - _-
ben called me weird for licking the popcorn bag
THATS BECAUSE IT IS WEIRD
THE SALT IS SO GOOD
Gurl, you weird
She craves that mineral.
(via funfetti-cakke)
frosty-mage-stuff: What if there were two astronauts on the moon and one killed and ate the other would that be fucked up or what?
What the fuck did I say about bringin your vore shit into this blog you freak? >:V
…probably nothing, I don’t remember actually - _-