how does smiling work?
The trick is to think of a time someone embarrassed you, not a happy time.




furries will never win
all moms are categorically smoking hot. so are their asses. its like some universal law or something that your bros mom will always give you an erection if she walks by and you can see her ass.
(via endarkculi)









here’s a collection of shitty movie poster edits i’ve done throughout 2015
(via catgirlfrottage)
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)






