Potates and ribs are in the oven and the smell is like sex on a pheromonal level, so to distract myself from hunger I’ll watch grotesquely large foods, just to see how much saliva I can gather before passing out from dehydration.
creepypasta
unknownentity1992 never interacted with me for the past 4 years
niether did funfetti-cakke-talks!!!!
that’s fuckin scary as shit . _.
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frosty-mage-stuff: I'd give code geass a try. Maybe not your style but is amusing in a dark way.
[✔] LOOKS LIKE TRASH

stuff that i still need to sit down for and friggin watch:
- the rest of adventure time (i’ve only seen up to season 4 or so)
- nichijou (supposedly funny)
- space dandy (same)
- teen titans (missed its original run but apparently it was good?)
- more probably??? i forget
add stuff you think i should watch. but i wont if it looks like trash. and i decide what looks like trash.
You’re like the Anton Ego of Cartoon series Ellie >:Y
Being like “I don’t like toons; I LOVE them. If I don’t love them, I don’t watch.”

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