I’ve now gone two-and-a-half hours without swearing. And I’m not even asleep. Feels weird.
Know what, I like this bitchin’ resolution. Maybe I’ll fucking try it in 5 more shitting hours, goddamn! :Y
You need to shut your mouth Gear.
Golly.
You’re such a fucking potty-mouth gear.
What the fruit did you just fricking say about me, you little bird? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the freeze out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my funny words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, fella. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, mister. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re frying dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ants off the face of the continent, you little snot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your funky tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you gosh darn idealist. I will shoot fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re forking dead, kiddo.
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