Anonymous: ... Your NSFW blog is literally just 'lewdgear', isn't it?

I JUST SAID NO GEAR OR HOLDER IN THE NAM E WHAT KIN DOF?

funfetti-cakke-talks: so what’s the lewdblog’s name then, ya cuntsucker?

That’s a good start but you miss points for unoriginality cuz Teej already used that ask in chat ù.ú

CHALLENGE FAILED!!

micchy-did-nothing-wrong: I must say you also missed a great opportunity by not calling whatever your lewd blog is BulgieHolder.

F U C K I N G G G G G G

if I name it anything with “gears” or “holding” then the Pembrorrists win
why can’t you guys get that?? t(èAé t)

ᴮᴱˢᴵᴰᴱˢ ᴸᴱᴳˢ ᴬᴿᴱ ᴬ ᴮᴵᴳᴳᴱᴿ ᶠᴱᵀᴵˢᴴ ᵀᴴᴬᴺ ᴮᵁᴸᴳᴵᴱˢ

stimpatch: "pussyholes"

piratedashmod: Mass hypnosis is a funny thing. One time, we had one during a school assembly, and there were about 10 volunteers. When the guy making the hypnosis told the victims that they were naked, everyone ran and hid behind something. Everyone except for the tall, lanky, creepy kid. He proudly stood up, no shame in his movements. He pointed to his nose, then to his groin, while mouthing the words 'Big nose, big hose'. It was a riot and everyone was laughing their butts off. He works as a carnie now.

pfFFT

whatevenisaquid: The Gear has two settings: :U and >:U

LIES AND SLANDER!! >:U

funfetti-cakke-talks: You sure this isn't your nsfw blog? You post enough lewd stuff to count as one.

In here I still overreact and go ù//~//ú at lewds

Also there’s no pussyholes to be seen ù//~//ú

Yes I said pussyholes. Words aren’t lewd by themselves.

Anonymous: Never heard of Mass hypnosis I see, it is possible, just not necessarily easy xD, plus why would a crowded room be what you are thinking of when she was clearly referring to some personal smexy times?

…………wait wait wait wait WAIT…that’s technically a submissive disposition… what the h… Ellie.. you..? è.é

…Das lewd è//.//é

piratedashmod: Since I came up with the better name for it, may I have the link? :v

no, that fucker asking for clues instead of the direct answer has ruined for everyone I mean fuck man can’t you just ask something simple like idk “so what’s the lewdblog’s name then, ya cuntsucker?”, I’d had given it right away but nooo now y’all must learn your lesson ù_ú