chefpyro:

conspicuouslad:

chefpyro:

I own seven of the same purple hoodie, one for each day of the week.

Like those cartoons where they open their closet and its dozens of the same outfit

Hey, if it works…

so do you also have 7 pants and 7 sets of identical underwear?

and do you hang them all in a “the hanger is wearing them” position? :V

(via )

voldemo:

voldemo:

I DROPPED MY CUP OF TEA AND IT WENT EVERYWHERE OH GOD I CAN HEAR THE QUEEN COMING TO MY HOUSE TO DEPORT ME FROM ENGLAND ALREADY

(via kalianos)

Two days with no swearing wow I deserve some kind of f-[ancy]–medal :y