EAT YOUR NIGHTMARES YA BUNCH OF PUSILANIMOUS PIGMUNCHERS
I’ve never met anyone named Liz who wasn’t rad as heck which is 67% of the reason why I changed my name to Liz.
okay and why serene then

@samrosemodblog, @piratedashmod
HAHA I TRICKED YOU I DREW RARIDASH INSTEAD
WHY YOU HURT ME LIKE THIS BRO
Super adorable pic though.
(via endarkculi)
bcacto: Would you look cute with glasses?
Look man it’s one thing to copy me on the rule63 but you can’t just go and expect the same from me - _-

I mailed Alex Hirsch a flattened and laminated piece of Cracker Jacks popcorn with a note that said “"please respond” but he never did…. Wtf

THIS BOOK
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THIS FUCKING BOOK
THIS SHIT WAS WTNV BEFORE IT EXISTED
THIS SHIT WAS CRAZY
THEY MADE ICE-CREAM THAT TASTED LIKE THE INSIDE OF KIDS MOUTHS BUT EVERYONE COULD TASTE IT BUT THE ACTUAL KID
THE SCHOOL WAS MISSING A FLOOR
THIS SHIT BOTH RUINED AND MADE MY CHILDHOODOH MY GOD
YOU GUYS DON’T UNDERSTAND
THIS SHIT WAS MY CREEPY CHILD *AESTHETIC* BEFORE I KNEW WHAT AN “AESTHETIC” WAS
ONE OF THE KIDS WAS A DEAD RAT UNDER A PILE OF RAINCOATS PRETENDING TO BE A KID, AND HE SNUCK INTO THE SCHOOL AND WENT TO CLASS
the kicker: this was not the first time this had happened at this BIZARRE-ASS SCHOOL. NOBODY WAS ACTUALLY *SURPRISED* ABOUT THIS.
My fave.
There is no Miss Zarves.
There is no nineteenth story.
Sorry.
How about the kid that fell asleep and rolled out a window and landed on the gym teacher unscathed
these books fucked me up good. wasn’t one kid a potato?
christ and the kid who got stuck in the class that didn’t exist and started not existing too that fucked me up EAT A DICK MISS ZARVES
was there a story about a pencil sharpener that make your fingers sharp so you could write on your tests in your own blood and get perfect grades but you would be dying, or did i just dream about that?
Pretty sure you dreamed up the last one.
(via firesuperstar)
piratedashmod: Sure you can. You can use that when Lizzy teases you.
Don’t be ridiculous, reaction to that needs either a o///o or ._. variant
…why do I have this saved? I can’t use it as reaction, and most certainly can’t use it for a “current mood” image so why the hill? -`A´-
That’s a good idea, imp
— Arin “Egoraptor” Hanson

