chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: (do it. make the thing.)


…you’re gonna have to be a bit more specific cus these were the last things I left here before being AFK :|

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: gear if you wanted to see my hooters you could have just asked


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sadeon:

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

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piratedashmod: Do you call Lizzy a night owl because you want to see her hooters? :v


I’m debating wether to make a 12 days of christmas thing for gift arts and the first one verses: “On the first day of christmas the Gear gave to his friends: a halfhat burning on a tree” don’t make me do 11 more like that è_é

9 notes3 years ago

chefpyro:

gearholder:

chefpyro:

holy shit i slept for a full 12 hours and missed all the sunlight

Liz is now an owl. It’s canon u_u

deme actually called me a “night owl” yesterday and i didnt know what it meant because all owls are nocturnal so what makes this particular owl so special that it needs to specify that it has something to do with the night

The saying comes from a comparison, like saying “at night, she’s an owl” where you get compared to owls because they don’t sleep at night, but of course the evolution of speech removed the short words until only “night owl” remained.

At least that’s my explanation - .-

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chefpyro:

holy shit i slept for a full 12 hours and missed all the sunlight

Liz is now an owl. It’s canon u_u

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dennys:
“ We should stuff our stockings all year round really.
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dennys:

We should stuff our stockings all year round really.

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908 notes3 years ago

jerseydevilsadvocate:

honestly the best of the pokemon 4chan has come up with

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forstylesonly:

i went to google “donald trump attacked by eagle” but i accidentally clicked “donald trump attack on titan” and i’m laughing so hard this is the best mistake i’ve ever made

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