sadeon:

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

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chefpyro:

gearholder:

chefpyro:

holy shit i slept for a full 12 hours and missed all the sunlight

Liz is now an owl. It’s canon u_u

deme actually called me a “night owl” yesterday and i didnt know what it meant because all owls are nocturnal so what makes this particular owl so special that it needs to specify that it has something to do with the night

The saying comes from a comparison, like saying “at night, she’s an owl” where you get compared to owls because they don’t sleep at night, but of course the evolution of speech removed the short words until only “night owl” remained.

At least that’s my explanation - .-

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chefpyro:

holy shit i slept for a full 12 hours and missed all the sunlight

Liz is now an owl. It’s canon u_u

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forstylesonly:

i went to google “donald trump attacked by eagle” but i accidentally clicked “donald trump attack on titan” and i’m laughing so hard this is the best mistake i’ve ever made

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