agendr:

Ah yes, tomorrow is the time to remove the mystery cubes from beneath the festive cone and tell tales of a large red intruder

(Source: birdfacts, via nomiros-deactivated20190302)

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

Edgar Turner

(via transsalamander)

careens:

careens:

i love all the plant emojis they’re all so expressive

🌱 this one is bright n fresh
🌲 this one is wise
🌴 this one is excited
🌵 this one is cheering for u
🌾 this one is gentle and accepting
🍃 this one is ambivalent but ok with that
🍂 this one is peaceful after a long day

(via frostedpuffs)

thekarmagem:

grraveryl:

what the fuck does kek even mean

In World of Warcraft, the two opposing factions– Alliance and Horde– are unable to communicate directly with one another as an anti-harassment measure, so anything that, say, a Horde player types into local chat will be converted into gibberish on an Alliance player’s screen. Some words are always “translated” the same way– if a Horde player writes “lol,” an Alliance player will see “kek.”

(via der-stein)