gravity-engineer:

coolcatgroup:

sodagums:

v1als:

I just had this hyper-realistic dream and like. I don’t even know what to make of this lmao 

I was sitting in this park, on a bench, looking up at the night sky and all the stars and stuff, and I blinked and suddenly the entire sky was different. I’m talking different constellations, the sky absolutely packed with billions more stars, some so close they’re massive. I’m like wtf and suddenly I realise there’s an old man sitting next to me, dressed in like 1940s clothing, also looking up at the sky.

before I can ask him if he’s you know, noticed, he speaks, without looking away from the sky.

“this is what the universe really looks like,” he tells me.

“oh,” I say. a pause. “…can you put it back?”

he smiles and nods. I look up. the sky has gone back to normal.

“what do I do with this information?” I ask, looking at him again.

he turns his head and, smiling, looks me dead in the face. "be careful.“

listen i had to draw it

I love this.

This is beautiful.

(via silver-tongues-blog)

liberissima:

thetalkingcrocus:

consulting-khanberbatch:

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

i was curious (and kinda hoped that kevin was like, the manager of the whole foods) so i googled it and: 

RUTABAGA. THE POLL ONE IS RUTABAGA NOT KEVIN.

(Source: mangocarta, via kalianos)

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: There’s a plant in the swamp, it’s an odd mythical thing that curses people but it looks suspiciously like something harmless.

In our party are both a frog-witch who’s speciality is herbs and a dark-elf who’s naturally talented with plants.

Both of them roll a CRIT FAIL in recognizing what the plant is.

Our Tribe warrior though, who from his stats should have no clue of this kind of stuff totally succeeds in recognizing the plant.

Tribe Warrior: You guys, I think this may be bad news, because-

Frog Witch: How about you shut your trap because this is easily a harmless plant. I AM CONVINCED OF THAT

Dark Elf: I absolutely second that, you must be nuts, Tribe Warrior.

We are doomed.

(via silver-tongues-blog)