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zooophagous:

mingsonjia:

Talking about cats, this one just got her koi for this year. I wish you every year to be like that cat 年年有鱼

Photography by 镜视眼88

That cat is a very skilled little fisher.

Btw that’s both a visual and a literal Chinese pun and I’m literally laughing so hard right now (my parents say this every year) and I want everyone to understand this.

Here’s the two phrases you’ll need to know:

年年有鱼 (nián nián you yú) - “(I wish you have) fish every year”

年年有余 (nián nián you yú) - “(I wish you have) extra every year”
- this is a common blessing used in China

Both the 鱼 and 余 characters sound exactly the same and here’s where the pun comes in.

Every Lunar New Year, as good luck, we eat “fish” so that we can “have fish every year”. In other words, we’re eating fish so that we can have extra every year.

Extra what, you ask? Extra everything! Extra money in the bank, extra food on our tables, extra happiness, etc, etc. It’s like an all-around blessing. Very kind and used often during Lunar New Year.

The cat has already gotten her “extra” (fish) for the year so the blogger is wishing you “fish” (extra) every year ^^

wow this is such a fishy situation

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spacetime-in-a-box:

I FOUND A FUCKING BIN FILLED TO THE GOD DAMN BRIM WITH THIS SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT. IS IT JUICE?!?!?! IS IT SODA?!!?!??!?! NO IT’S JUST FUCKING PURPLE STUFF. 8 FLUID OUNCES OF PURE PURPLE BULLSHIT. 

FOR ALL I FUCKING KNOW THIS COULD BE TROLL BLOOD OR SOME SHIT. 

WHO EVEN MAKES A DRINK AND FUCKING CALLS IT “PURPLE STUFF" IT’S LIKE THEY DIDN’T EVEN TRY. 

HEY WE JUST MADE THIS PURPLE SHIT AND IT TASTES PRETTY GOOD I GUESS. WHAT THE FUCK DO WE CALL IT JIM?!?!?!?

HOW ABOUT “PURPLE STUFF", SIR?!?!?!?

FUCKING BRILLIANT.

PSA PURPLE STUFF IS THE FUCKING OPPOSITE OF AN ENERGY DRINK ITS A MOTHER FUCKING RELAXATION DRINK THATS LEGAL AS SHIT AND NOT GODDAMN COUPH SYRUP AND SODA ITS BASICALLY SMALL DOSES OF ROSE HIPS, VALIUM ROOT, AND OTHER SOPORIFICS THAT ARE THE SHIT AND WILL MAKE YOU REALLLLLY DROWSY OR FALL ASLEEP LIKE THE LAZY FUCK YOU ARE IF U CHUG IT BUT SIPPING THAT FINE WINE OF SLEEPY FUCKING GOODNESS OVER A PERIOD OF TIME RELAXES YOU AND YOUR BODY AND CAN BE QUITE SOOTHING MOTHERFUCKER

 

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