what kind of bitch are you?

  • low-key bitch:GEMINI, capricorn, aries, sagittarius, pisces, scorpio
  • high-key bitch:virgo, leo, aquarius, TAURUS, cancer, libra
9,404 notes3 years ago

meanplastic:

im dead

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201,753 notes3 years ago

twinston:

Peri Peri Prisoner

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149 notes3 years ago

Anonymous: Oh Lizzy, don't you see? The true weiner was in your heart all along.


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Maybe the real wiener was the friends we made along the way.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Like maybe the “weiner” is the place inside each of us created by our goodwill and teamwork.

Wait. Nah, they said there’d be sandwiches.

10 notes3 years ago

chefpyro:

i cant feel my wiener

my clit feels super swollen and has weird bulges

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16 notes3 years ago

ambris:

sketchysounds:

scoutaloo:

daisy-source:

Star Wars cast read terrible Star Wars jokes on the red carpet

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYJOKE

Reblogged for the comment XD

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING. XD

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115,130 notes3 years ago

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5,891 notes3 years ago

sushinfood:

displeasedduck:

dimensionalbox:

pig-demon:

citrusstorm:

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-reposted with permission from the original artist, pig-demon. original comic post can be found here-

It’s the most magical time of the year, and it’s time for a new comic dub!  This Undernovela AU is a true gift.

Cast in alphabetical order (even though all our usernames start with C):

celestialsushi - Toriel

chongoblog - Sans

citrusstorm - Asgore, Papyrus

Music courtesy of Purple Planet.  Random guitar strumming courtesy of celestialsushi.

YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING!!!!
i’ve listened to this like 10 times oh my god.

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PERFECT.

…Okay. I don’t care much for the Soriel stuff, but this is just hilarious and well done.

@thegreatestfriend @ketchup-n-puns @sushinfood @hebbycakes

this is amazing

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12,659 notes3 years ago

courtesycalling:

I can’t believe it.

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25,547 notes3 years ago
sketchamagowza:
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sketchamagowza:

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