Gearholder

what kind of bitch are you?

low-key bitch:GEMINI, capricorn, aries, sagittarius, pisces, scorpio
high-key bitch:virgo, leo, aquarius, TAURUS, cancer, libra

9,404 notes 3 years ago

meanplastic:

im dead

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201,753 notes 3 years ago

twinston:

Peri Peri Prisoner

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149 notes 3 years ago

Anonymous: Oh Lizzy, don't you see? The true weiner was in your heart all along.

Maybe the real wiener was the friends we made along the way.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Like maybe the “weiner” is the place inside each of us created by our goodwill and teamwork.

Wait. Nah, they said there’d be sandwiches.

10 notes 3 years ago

chefpyro:

i cant feel my wiener

my clit feels super swollen and has weird bulges

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16 notes 3 years ago

ambris:

sketchysounds:
scoutaloo:
daisy-source:
Star Wars cast read terrible Star Wars jokes on the red carpet
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYJOKE
Reblogged for the comment XD
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING. XD

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115,130 notes 3 years ago

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5,891 notes 3 years ago

sushinfood:

displeasedduck:
dimensionalbox:
pig-demon:
citrusstorm:
-reposted with permission from the original artist, pig-demon. original comic post can be found here-
It’s the most magical time of the year, and it’s time for a new comic dub! This Undernovela AU is a true gift.
Cast in alphabetical order (even though all our usernames start with C):
celestialsushi - Toriel
chongoblog - Sans
citrusstorm - Asgore, Papyrus
Music courtesy of Purple Planet. Random guitar strumming courtesy of celestialsushi.
YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING!!!!
i’ve listened to this like 10 times oh my god.
PERFECT.
…Okay. I don’t care much for the Soriel stuff, but this is just hilarious and well done.
@thegreatestfriend @ketchup-n-puns @sushinfood @hebbycakes
this is amazing