Is this some kind of avant-garde dad joke I’m not getting? The birth of a new artistic wave of embarrassing cringe shit adults say to the younger members of society? Just random references to nothing specific? Does the minion surge of 2015 constitute a predecessor to this? Fuck man I gotta document this shit, it’s the evolution of a decadent culture and I’m living it first hand .-.
I just remembered there was a Rocket Power video game where you had to fight a tank that fired live explosive ammunition at you. Your only form of offense was hockey pucks.
Idiot with extensive knowledge of useless hermeneutics, semiotics, semantics, rethorics and other -tics related to human perception of reality having lewd thoughts of girls.
Busty blonde with purple eyes and exceptional fighting prowess staring at him disapprovingly for said thoughts. Almost jealous-like.
Third wheel watching the two from the sidelines.
Token smol friend floating around like smols tend to do.