Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
I don’t even like Red Lobster and I’ll go there just for the cheddar biscuits, and if I’m gonna go there, you’re gonna go there, ‘cause they’re amazing. YOU WILL NEVER GO TO OLIVE GARDEN JUST FOR THE BREADSTICKS. YOUR ASS WILL BE AT RED LOBSTER. EVERY WEEK. TO SHOVE THAT CHEDDAR. DOWN YOUR HOLE. AND YOU KNOW IT YOU FAT FUCK.
— Michael Vincent “Rage Quit” Jones
Not too much art of Yvonne (Y) from Pokemon Special so here you all go!
The Signs
Hopeless romantics: Taurus, Libra, Pisces
Romantics: Leo, Aries, Cancer
Hopeless: Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius
Fufjvkcy: Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius
(via funfetti-cakke)
you talk like a man who can’t stop won’t stop
what mouse walks on two legs
mickey
okay, what duck walks on two legs?
donald
no, all of them.
this is the last time you make a fool of me in my own house god damnit
(via catgirlfrottage)