s/o to the kids who got uglier when puberty hit I feel yall 100%
s/o to me I’m ripped as hell and my dick is huge and i fuck sex women all day in my nice car and my dad can’t make me eat dirt fuck you dad fuck you dad
http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793
This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words.
Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.