slimetony:

cyphella:

s/o to the kids who got uglier when puberty hit I feel yall 100%

s/o to me I’m ripped as hell and my dick is huge and i fuck sex women all day in my nice car and my dad can’t make me eat dirt fuck you dad fuck you dad

(via frostedpuffs)

deeceeoh:

kyleehenke:

maria-ruta:

louaikun:

jess-equals-trash:

animentality:

heartbreakontoast:

trxyes:

Age Test

this is so cool! add your real and mental age in the tags :)

@whattatadotoday

I’m fucking 36 seriously

im 29

mmk i can deal

not very bad

I AM SSSORRYY?????

welp that explains why everyone initially thinks I’m 21

(via cutiverse-deactivated20161031)

extradan:

benjamin-note:

extradan:

benjamin-note:

hey……..i love peridot…..

the fuck

this towns big enough for the two of us to love her dan, i assure you.. .

I do not go through the search

 of over 5,000 stock images

 and a decent effort and time on the edit,

 upload and post only so, 

in result,

i would have to listen to this

bullshittiry

you got extra in the name dan, and you’re living up to it now

(via extradan)

…“How cromulent”, she said, as it embiggened by the second…

Ok I can see why neologisms aren’t allowed in fanfiction.