mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

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725,543 notes3 years ago

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totaljuicebag:

You’ve heard of SuperWhoLock, now get ready for

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So I have a lot of fairly snobby “friends” who would probably want to start a fandom war in favor of

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But not me. I am no snob. I am a member of

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STOP

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210,021 notes3 years ago

Sleeping Sans?

takashi0:

boccs:

thats-show-business-baby:

spiritednug:

sewuleup:

verta-bae:

thats-show-business-baby:

thats-show-business-baby:

nicoleartist:

spiritednug:

OKAY WHAT I WANT TO KNOW

IS WHY SANS’S FONT DRAMATICALLY CHANGES WHEN HE FALLS ASLEEP

LIKE
HE NORMALLY SPEAKS IN COMIC SANS, RIGHT? YEAH. HE DOES.

BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN HE’S SLEEPING, AND HIS FONT IS LIKE THIS ALMOST TIMES NEW ROMAN 

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THIS IS ONE LETTER. ONLY ONE LETTER. IT WOULD BE JUST AS EASIER, JUST AS SIMPLE TO MAKE THOSE Z’S IN COMIC SANS. BUT THEY DIDN’T. THAT MEANS IT WAS PUT THERE ON PURPOSE.

YOU CAN’T VERY EASILY LIE TO SOMEONE IF YOU’RE ASLEEP, NOW, CAN YOU? YOU CAN’T TRULY HIDE ANYTHING IF YOU DON’T HAVE THE CONSCIOUSNESS TO LIE TO THEM. THAT FONT AIN’T FAKE.

AND WHAT’S MORE?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT ONE OF THE MOST BASIC TERMS IN TYPOGRAPHY IS?? SERIF AND SANS SERIF. MEANING, SERIF HAS FUCKING DECORATIVE LITTLE LINES THAT EXTEND OFF THE EDGES OF THE LETTERS, AND SANS SERIF DOESN’T. 

TIMES NEW ROMAN IS A SERIF’ED FONT

COMIC SANS ISN’T

WAKE UP UNDERTALE

SANS IS LYING 

Sans y

Actually, that font is Aster.

It’s held by theorists that Sans inherited some power when his brother, WD Gaster fell into the core. Hense why, as I’m to understand, those skeletal dog heads are called Gaster Blasters. Either that, or I’m misreading some details.

Think about that for a moment. WD is Wingdings. But Gaster isn’t a font.

Aster, however, is.

@spiritednug

P.S. Do you know what an Aster flower looks like?

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Hey, that looks like an Asterisk * Doesn’t it?

Isn’t it insisted that WD Gaster is forced to watch the world move on without him, and function perfectly fine like he never existed?
Wouldn’t it be terrifying to be involved in everything that happens, and never have any ride on what happens in the world?

* To. Be. At. The. Very. Beginning. Of. Every. Sentence. In. Undertale.

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I’M NOT SURE WHAT TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION BUT I’M FREAKING OUT

Also Aster Flowers are composed of a lot (40-80) of smaller flowers, thats why Sunflowers have so many seeds. 

Not only in the center of the flower but the petals are flowers as well! (at least my environmental science professor told me that)

I was actually going to make a post later about Gaster and Aster Flowers but i’m glad someone made the connection too!

These are all such great connections of my goodness.
I’d like to add onto the Asterisks comment, @thats-show-business-baby

The only text in the game that _doesn’t_ begin with asterisks, or any substitution thereof, is Gaster’s input of “Dark, Darker, Yet Darker” 

Do with that how you please

Very… Very… Interesting…

@takashi0 your thoughts?

Oh shit son

I have a theory that Hussie’s Basement is a central hub were all kinds of weird plot shit are channeled and insert themselves into the minds of authors who dare venture to its confines .-.

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19,498 notes3 years ago

mgnae:

This is the money Hanson reblog for money and good fortune, ignore for chins. 

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200,709 notes3 years ago
pencil-rebagels:
“ b4bed diddily dhads
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cat :v

pencil-rebagels:

b4bed diddily dhads

cat :v

54 notes3 years ago
starcoforever:
“ seddm:
“ Maybe, just maybe, I’m reading too much into it, but if IMDB doesn’t lie and the titles are anything to go by, season 2 will probably begin with 22-minutes plot heavy episode, and the second episode will be about someone’s...

starcoforever:

seddm:

Maybe, just maybe, I’m reading too much into it, but if IMDB doesn’t lie and the titles are anything to go by, season 2 will probably begin with 22-minutes plot heavy episode, and the second episode will be about someone’s birthday (Marco’s package?) AND maybe an episode about Jackie, since it has “skate” in the title? Plot and character progression right there, at the very beginning of the season?

[HYPE INTENSIFIES]

Or the titles are completely misleading and “Unhappy Birthday” will be about Ferguson’s party, and “Sink or Skate” about Marco learning to ice skate on a melting ring.

why did they name it “sink or skate” they should have named it “skate or die” -cocky

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261 notes3 years ago

gearholder: "Isn't that Nickleback?" tho


extradan:

never heard that one before

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10 notes3 years ago

Happy as shit, rich as fuck; that’s me.

— Dr. Brian “Ninja Brian” Wecht
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