elysewilllems:

This is a nightmare…”

(via funfetti-cakke)

3,810 notes7 years ago
neko-gozer:
“ Employee meeting to discuss the customer that won’t leave the buffet.
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neko-gozer:

Employee meeting to discuss the customer that won’t leave the buffet.

(via extradan)

67,799 notes7 years ago

carryonmypaintedwhore:

frustration-squared:

ask-vonbelfry:

littleyellowfirelights:

hannahcarbons:

andalasiaa:

“Sir Francis, he was a figurehead of great courage and bold exploits. No one like him ever existed in my family. Why do you think I drink? Because I know I’ll never be like him.”

Wow, talk about a coincidence. I’ve felt so awful tonight, and this comes along. Worth sharing.

I really need to remember this.

I. Fucking. Love. This. Quote. It actually throws me from my bad moods.

carryonmypaintedwhore

@twewyonepilots

(via der-stein)

99,879 notes7 years ago

Local Lucina Plays With Horny Dolphins! :y

2 notes7 years ago

Okay because I dun wanna clog up the dash with dirthbay wishes I’mma post em all in one fell swoop with a reaction gifset thing -`//A//´-

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There, that should cover the whole spectrum of birth feels = 3=

21 notes7 years ago

snazzapplesweet:

If you give me any positive reinforcement whatsoever i will go full doggo and hang on to that shit forever and my internal thought process will pretty much boil down to “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

(via clairclairsky)

468,808 notes7 years ago

j-anne-bonne: Happy birthday! I can only hope it's a good one!


It’ll be the categorically cooliest B/

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6 notes7 years ago

deeceeoh: Ey, happy birthday. Just take it easy and have a good time today. ♥


TAKING IT EASY IS FOR CHUMPS, I WANNA CATCH AND EAT A GODDAM DINOSAUR, AND NOT EVEN IN THAT ORDER; I WANNA SEE THE TOP OF THE TALLEST MOUNTAIN, UPSIDE DOWN, AT 56 METERS PER SECOND; I WANNA TAKE ON THE MIGHT OF A STORM AND PRomptly die because fuck man I’m still human, I ain’t shit in front of a bolt of thunder, wtf this was a terrible idea, rewind.

9 notes7 years ago
“Happy Birthday! Have this Emily holding a cactus x3
Hope you’re gonna be happy this year n junk!
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Happy Birthday! Have this Emily holding a cactus x3

Hope you’re gonna be happy this year n junk!

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43 notes7 years ago

endarkculi: Just sent you a B-Day gift via Steam. May your day go exceedingly well!


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3 notes7 years ago