elysewilllems:

“This is a nightmare…”

(via funfetti-cakke)

neko-gozer:

Employee meeting to discuss the customer that won’t leave the buffet.

(via extradan)

carryonmypaintedwhore:

frustration-squared:

ask-vonbelfry:

littleyellowfirelights:

hannahcarbons:

andalasiaa:

“Sir Francis, he was a figurehead of great courage and bold exploits. No one like him ever existed in my family. Why do you think I drink? Because I know I’ll never be like him.”

Wow, talk about a coincidence. I’ve felt so awful tonight, and this comes along. Worth sharing.

I really need to remember this.

I. Fucking. Love. This. Quote. It actually throws me from my bad moods.

carryonmypaintedwhore

@twewyonepilots

(via der-stein)

Okay because I dun wanna clog up the dash with dirthbay wishes I’mma post em all in one fell swoop with a reaction gifset thing -`//A//´-

There, that should cover the whole spectrum of birth feels = 3=

snazzapplesweet:

If you give me any positive reinforcement whatsoever i will go full doggo and hang on to that shit forever and my internal thought process will pretty much boil down to “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

(via clairclairsky)

Happy Birthday! Have this Emily holding a cactus x3

Hope you’re gonna be happy this year n junk!