Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
i planted a bunch of herbs in my room recently so i could watch them grow and take care of them proper. plant therapy is so peaceful. maybe i’ll remember to water them this time!!
in other news - it snowed today, but not much. i want it to snow more. heres a plant girl
(via neonchurro)
how fucked up would it be if you jumped in a ball pit and it was just tomatoes painted different colors
(via jasminesworld)
MUSAIGEN 3 IS HERE ÒwÓ
With English Subs and with Spanish Subs, which loads faster on my end for whatever reason, but that’s irrelevant -`A´-
joke yoda
What did the people of Princess Leia’s home planet do when they saw the Death Star?
They ALL-da-RAN!
FUUUUUUNNY JOKE
What do you call a bird of prey that time-travels to the year 2000?
A Millennium Falcon!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNY JOKE
What do you get when you cut a Yo-Yo in half?
A Yo, duh!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNY JOKE
Where do Han Solo and Chewbacca go to vape?
Cloud City!
FUNNNY
JOOOOOOKE
What did Luke’s aunt want him to get when he moved out?
A JABBA
FUNNY
JOKE
I apologize, that last joke was… Sar-lacking.
funny joke
Why don’t Ewoks like to go outside?
Because their whole planet is En-Door!
FUNNY
JOKE
What does the Emperor do to measure how many bowel movements a Sith Lord has had in one day?
Count Doodoo!
FUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY
joke
What do you call it when Jamie Foxx has a cameo in a Star Wars movie?
Jango Fett Unchained!
FUNNY JOKE
What do you call it when the director of the Star Wars movies gets a cold?
GEORGE
MUCUS
FUNNY JOKE
What do you call the areas between General Grievous’ wrists and elbows?
His… four-arms!!!
F̕͏̼͕̹͇̻̠̠̘ͅF̷̶͔̟̪̮̫F̷̵̫̯̬̺͍͕̥̗̦͓̠́ͅF̢҉̨͙̻̞̺̳͡F̧̛̥̩͓̞̥͖͟͞F̦̳̹͈̘̟͕͙͈̮̀͟͠F҉̶̨̬͈͚͎͓̥̝͎̫͜ͅF̱̞̠̮̜̫̻͔̭̲́̀͘͟ͅF̢̛̰͚̪̙̼̪͟͡F͏͕͎̗͔͙̦͕̗͇̹̻ͅF͟͞҉̫̣̪̰͙̟̝̫̩̞̞̝̝F̧͖̦̩̺̱̕͡F̴͈̟͚̪͎̳͕̪̠̖͕̤͓̜̰͙̥̩͇͘F̷̵̻̘̺̞͖̰̼̜͙͈͖̱̤̱ͅͅF̢̡̖̰̺̳̺͎̼̮̙̮̼͔̼̝ͅF̸̩̩̱̻̠̰͎̹̮̩̰̩̱́̕ͅF͏͇̜̱͕̥̮̭͔ͅF̡̡̖̠̖̖͍̹͈̕F̸͘҉̧̱̦̞̳̩͙̭͖͉͕̤̳̻̩͇͇͓͈͜F̧̧̙͓̠̬̼͓͕̟̹̖̜͖̀̕͞ͅF͔͔̯̖̠͙͇͕̠̠͍͉̫̪̰͢͞͝F̴̵̧̪̼͙̞͙̯̬̹͎̥̀̕F̢̝̜̳̟͢͢͝F̡̰̯̩̻̹͇͚́́F̴̨͓̱̝̺̀F͎̜͓̪͇̜̰̜̦̘͙̳͓̘̯͓͘̕F̵̛̗̺͍͇̬͟͜ͅF̞͇̖̬̠̕͜͢͜F̢̫͓̹̳̹̱̹͍̪͇̜͜͞F͜͏̸͏͙͔̣̝̣̩̩̭́F҉̛̭̞̱͈̗̖͔̰̝͙͍̤̘̘̦̖͜U̧̬̣̙̰̱̤̟̹̟̖̤͇͉̹̕͘͞ͅU̴̵͕̼̤͕̯̹̬̮͚͚̪͎͚̥̭̯͈͜U҉̶̧͏̡̹̲̺̟̤Ų̵̶͠҉̟̙͙̟ͅU̵̜͍̹̗̗͍͚̹̩̞̮̩͡U̷̵͎͖̝̹̳̭̖͚̞̲̜͈̝̪͝ͅͅU̴̢͙̺̤͔̜͍̗̭̠͙̕͢U̶̧͈̯̱̣̯̖͕̼̲͈͎̕͘ͅU̷͏͚͉̪̱̮̮͉Ư͇̪̻̘̦̬̙͍̞͇̤̖̝̝̝ͅŲ͉͖͔͔̩̺̜͕̜͍̘͙̲͔͎͔͘͜͜Ừ̬̦̮̭͍͍̼̯̤̙̪̩̻̳͙̯͉̫͘̕Ṵ͈͍̯̳̤͚̫͍̗̪̜̼̼̪̩̪͍̞́͘͠U̶̵̱̳͎̯̕͡U̵͏͖̯͓̳̩̥͍̻͓̙̯̫̯̠̮̪̝͞ͅͅN̶̟͖̣͙͍̱̤̯̪͙̹͕̤͇͘̕ͅN̶͡͏̟̖̙͕̪̘̟̳̣̼̦̭̯͇͚ͅN̴̢̛͕͔̦̱͢͜Ṋ̷̰̙̻̣̭N̴̴̡̟͇̜̼̦͙̝̤̮̩͈̻͖͙̼̱͕N̷̖̫̳̜̜̤̫̬͓̦̞̱͓̣̲͢Y̛̺̠̗̼̙̝̠̬͍̥̙͓Ỵ̧̢̞͙͇͎̮̯͚̖͈̲̣̹͓͔̲ͅY̛̟͍̘̜̥͙̺̣̤͎̬̞͘͠Y̢͉͚͙͔̖̤̳̝̜̙͍͘̕Y̸̵̷̨̧̬͈̻̪͉͔͙̩͈̲̙͍Y̷̨͎͎̜̺͈͎͈̪̮̥̹̲͢͞ ̷̳̦͙͚͖̪̝͚̫̟̖̦̞̝̺͓̪̞͜͟͝͝J̢̛̗̙̺͕̘͉̜̖̯̟̝̙͔͎͚̩̪Ớ̵͖̤̲̦͚͇̩̪̬̤̼̜̬̟͕̫͔̲͖͢K̨̛̀͡͏̭͔̞͍E̷͏̝̫̖͇͝
What do you call someone that contests formal attire accessories?
A
TIE
FIGHTER
Funny Joke?
…does this make any sense if you’ve actually seen star wars or is it just jibberish???
(via zicygomar)
i just realized
i could use this laptop i got for school
… to watch cartoons in bed
you silly ò 3ó
I’m a bit late, since the internet and phone services in my region had technical issues yesterday. I was actually gonna submit this in a few minutes, but it then cut me off. But I did say I’d rot your goddamn teeth out, so enjoy it, CACTUSFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
THIS IS WHAT YOU GOT ME???
I LOVE IT, IT’S WELL DRAWN AND THOUGHTFUL!!!
THANK YOU!!!! >:U
Ah there it is, my contribution to this mass-produced overused concept that diminishes in significance with each cheap reinterpretation - 3-
@chefpyro hey check it out, a Trekkiedot :Y
Okay I fixed the face but the reblogs will forever be a testament to how much of a stupid idiot I am.
What a good birthday “orz