bsalg93: Would you look cute with glasses?
Look man it’s one thing to copy me on the rule63 but you can’t just go and expect the same from me - _-

I mailed Alex Hirsch a flattened and laminated piece of Cracker Jacks popcorn with a note that said “"please respond” but he never did…. Wtf

THIS BOOK
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THIS FUCKING BOOK
THIS SHIT WAS WTNV BEFORE IT EXISTED
THIS SHIT WAS CRAZY
THEY MADE ICE-CREAM THAT TASTED LIKE THE INSIDE OF KIDS MOUTHS BUT EVERYONE COULD TASTE IT BUT THE ACTUAL KID
THE SCHOOL WAS MISSING A FLOOR
THIS SHIT BOTH RUINED AND MADE MY CHILDHOODOH MY GOD
YOU GUYS DON’T UNDERSTAND
THIS SHIT WAS MY CREEPY CHILD *AESTHETIC* BEFORE I KNEW WHAT AN “AESTHETIC” WAS
ONE OF THE KIDS WAS A DEAD RAT UNDER A PILE OF RAINCOATS PRETENDING TO BE A KID, AND HE SNUCK INTO THE SCHOOL AND WENT TO CLASS
the kicker: this was not the first time this had happened at this BIZARRE-ASS SCHOOL. NOBODY WAS ACTUALLY *SURPRISED* ABOUT THIS.
My fave.
There is no Miss Zarves.
There is no nineteenth story.
Sorry.
How about the kid that fell asleep and rolled out a window and landed on the gym teacher unscathed
these books fucked me up good. wasn’t one kid a potato?
christ and the kid who got stuck in the class that didn’t exist and started not existing too that fucked me up EAT A DICK MISS ZARVES
was there a story about a pencil sharpener that make your fingers sharp so you could write on your tests in your own blood and get perfect grades but you would be dying, or did i just dream about that?
Pretty sure you dreamed up the last one.
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piratedashmod: Sure you can. You can use that when Lizzy teases you.
Don’t be ridiculous, reaction to that needs either a o///o or ._. variant


…why do I have this saved? I can’t use it as reaction, and most certainly can’t use it for a “current mood” image so why the hill? -`A´-
That’s a good idea, imp
— Arin “Egoraptor” Hanson
…ok no, they’re cooperating too much, what the heckle? what ever happened to “we’re a team but also kind of competing so we mess with each other” grumps from Mario 3D World?? -`A´-
Also it’s fucked up that the automated robot voices have typing noises in the background so old people think they’re talking to an actual person sitting at their computer, like that shit is insulting as fuck
I was listening to this podcast once and the guy on it was telling a story about how he got a telemarketer call which he was talking to when he started wondering if it was a machine or not so asks “Wait…am I talking to a machine right now?”
And the woman’s who’s calling responds “Oh wow am I that bad today?” and of course he immediately feels bad an apologizes and tells her that he used to work in telephone marketing so he totally understands it just starts getting monotonous after a while, and the machine laughs it off like “Oh don’t worry it’s fine.”
So he keeps talking with her and it gets really weird again, like she’s not responding to what he’s actually asking or repeating the questions he just answered and he starts getting kind of freaked out by it and he realizes the voice never actually said they were a real person, not a machine.
So he’s not sure what’s going on so he asked again. “Wait….is this a real person I’m speaking to or a machine?” And there’s a long pause.
Then the caller hangs up.
Once we’re programing machines to literally imply they’re not machines (not say they aren’t because it’s probably illegal) that’s too far. I don’t know why that freaks me out as much as it does but it’s kinda scary to me. I feel like going that far with it should be a crime.
It should be, these little steps in blurring humanity and automation are fucked up
THAT WAS A ROOSTER TEETH PODCAST, OMG
(here’s the animated version that gets to the point)
Gotta love the wording of that whole comment.
“…was listening to this podcast once and the guy…” etcetera, like trying to keep it secret that it was referring to RT.
HAHh!

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FOR THE GLORY
how is this only six seconds
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
mediocre
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