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bettycrockersbitch:

dicaeopolis:

astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

aliens stole yo fruit snacks

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thefeelofavideogame:

*something incredibly stupid appears on tumblr dash*

*eye naturally glances up at name and icon*

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chefpyro:

chefpyro:

metaphors for male puberty in western animation:

growing the first facial/chest hair

metaphors for female puberty in western animation:

tURNING INTO A PURPLE BUTTERFLY MONSTER AND HUNTING DOWN COUNTLESS MALES, TRAPPING THEM IN A WEB, THEN AFTER SPOTTING THE IDEAL MATE, FLYING INTO THE AIR, EXPLODING, AND FALLING BACK DOWN TO EARTH TO SEE THAT YOU’VE GROWN A PAIR OF TINY, USELESS WINGS

#cuz that’s what it feels like

you know, you might very well have a point there

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