itwashotwestayedinthewater:

childrentalking:

people who say they don’t like to read guess what you’re reading now idiot

fuck……he fucking got me……..

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113,831 notes7 years ago
hachuu:
“ nyas
”

hachuu:

nyas

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11,636 notes7 years ago

Anonymous: Have you completed today?


Why you ask me this? - _-

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4,855 notes7 years ago
comedycentral:
“ You probably saw this coming, but the #1 Futurama episode as voted on by fans for the Futurama Fanarama marathon is the perpetually heartbreaking Jurassic Bark! It’s starting right now, if you feel like having a cry.
If you missed...

comedycentral:

You probably saw this coming, but the #1 Futurama episode as voted on by fans for the Futurama Fanarama marathon is the perpetually heartbreaking Jurassic Bark! It’s starting right now, if you feel like having a cry.

If you missed any of the marathon, here is the list of episodes that garnered the most votes from fans:

10. Amazon Women in the Mood

9. Reincarnation

8. The Sting

7. Godfellas

6. The Farnsworth Parabox

5. Roswell That Ends Well

4. The Late Philip J. Fry

3. The Luck of the Fryrish

2. The Devil’s Hands are Idle Playthings

1. Jurassic Back

Luck of the Fryrish made it to 3 TT^TT

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882 notes7 years ago
shithowdy:
“ grawly:
“ is it safe to say 2016 has been pretty bizarre thus far
”
we need to reset to 0 and not refer to this as 2016 AD anymore because we are no longer in the years of our lord
”

shithowdy:

grawly:

is it safe to say 2016 has been pretty bizarre thus far

we need to reset to 0 and not refer to this as 2016 AD anymore because we are no longer in the years of our lord

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220,649 notes7 years ago

garbagetiger:

kazard:

@skyecandi

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14,227 notes7 years ago

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12,632 notes7 years ago
seunghyeoni:
“ Laser puppy!
”

seunghyeoni:

Laser puppy!

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501 notes7 years ago

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

allurice:

naastygyal:

shindysbaby:

drinoo:

intealbehayatim:

Make his dick hard not his life

Break her bed not her heart

play with her boobs not her feelings

Get on his dick not his nerves.

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

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842,849 notes7 years ago