conspicuouslad:

avaomod:

*listening to a song I really love*

*pay attention to the lyrics properly because I’m not doing anything*

“Huh, this song is…really rapey…”

*looks up the lyrics, the album is written from a serial killer’s perspective*

“Oh right”

Were you listening to Ludo?

My money’s on Maximum the Hormone.

(via conspicuouslad)

13 notes7 years ago

frosty-mage-stuff: Was that a "robots are not for sexual" comment? I thought you dropped that.


I dropped the kinkshaming agenda, I still won’t do robosex ù_ú

7 notes7 years ago
starcrocs:
“ tag urself i’m kevin
”

starcrocs:

tag urself i’m kevin

(via shadesalvarez-deactivated201612)

4,279 notes7 years ago

piratedashmod: Asleep dreaming about that sweet sweet marshmallow ass?


3 notes7 years ago
greensalamander:
“ texasuberalles:
“ Mah Favorite
Deviantart version here.
”
@gearholder
”
I CAN’T HEAR YOU IM ASLEEP

greensalamander:

texasuberalles:

Mah Favorite

Deviantart version here.

@gearholder

I CAN’T HEAR YOU IM ASLEEP

(via transsalamander)

77 notes7 years ago
annakincrywalker:
“ tag yourself im 478958
”

annakincrywalker:

tag yourself im 478958

(via nittany-tiger)

1,595 notes7 years ago

nittany-tiger: He just wanted to know if you completed. No need to get upset.


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6 notes7 years ago

padwanrey:

wolfpratt:

mcsquigly:

thefreakhasgreeneyes:

weallendor:

The tols Vs. The smols

So what you’re saying is…in order to be a part of the dark side you must be above 6 feet tall?

You must be THIS tall to Join the Dark Side.

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proof

At least 6 feet .. i m barely 5 feet

(via funfetti-cakke)

373,037 notes7 years ago

The signs as kinks

  • Robot Fuckers:GEMINI, Virgo, Sagittarius, Aquarius
  • Skeleton fuckers:Capricorn, TAURUS, Pisces, Cancer
  • Kinkshamers:Leo, Aries, Libra, SCORPIO
38,126 notes7 years ago

tombstonettromboners:

phatgeeklucas:

securipun:

pkjd-moetron:

image

Great Detective Pikachu 3DS Trailer

whu-

why does pikachu sound like that

I wasn’t

I wasn’t expecting thu-

WHAT

w h a t
t h e
f u c k

i can’t believe pikachu is a manly detective

I nominate Dutch Meowth for final boss

(via inuleeli)

12,305 notes7 years ago