lockmusings:

ro-zden:

♀️♂️🍭🎊Congratulations!🎊🍭♀️♂️

It’s a Harbinger

generalgrievousdatingsim:

i don’t identify as “male” or “female”, i identify as a warning

generalgrievousdatingsim:

“woman”? no, you misheard. i’m an omen.

*conservative suburban mom voice* is she… you know… a portent of doom

(via silver-tongues-blog)

hungwy:

aurora-whisper:

hungwy:

i have seen catgirls in real life.

where

haha yeah ok, heres all the catgirl locations i know. heres bigfoots cell number to top it off. get lost buddy, i will never reveal where catgirls are.

(via takamoris)

counterpunches:

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

(via kaban-bang)

musterniillustrates:

telltaletypist:

telltaletypist:

i’m psychic btw i saw all this coming i just didn’t say anything

i’m shy :/

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

bace-jeleren:

laszlos:

also sidenote i forgot the second ask was from another person so reading the two sent me into hysterics

This is how we’ll be playing MtG once the pandemic is over

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

pyomorphic:

pissvortex:

if i was there i could fix the suez canal

if I was there id make the situation worse. i dont care

(via clairclairsky)