lockmusings:

ro-zden:

♀️♂️🍭🎊Congratulations!🎊🍭♀️♂️

It’s a Harbinger

generalgrievousdatingsim:

i don’t identify as “male” or “female”, i identify as a warning

generalgrievousdatingsim:

“woman”? no, you misheard. i’m an omen.

*conservative suburban mom voice* is she… you know… a portent of doom

(via silver-tongues-blog)

132,254 notes1 year ago

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196,054 notes1 year ago

blondebrainpower:

Burger Lingerie by estelledressmaker on IG

33,916 notes2 years ago

hungwy:

aurora-whisper:

hungwy:

i have seen catgirls in real life.

where

haha yeah ok, heres all the catgirl locations i know. heres bigfoots cell number to top it off. get lost buddy, i will never reveal where catgirls are.

(via takamoris)

51,686 notes2 years ago

counterpunches:

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

(via kaban-bang)

1,164,821 notes2 years ago

musterniillustrates:

telltaletypist:

telltaletypist:

i’m psychic btw i saw all this coming i just didn’t say anything

i’m shy :/

image

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

51,970 notes2 years ago

bace-jeleren:

laszlos:

image

also sidenote i forgot the second ask was from another person so reading the two sent me into hysterics

This is how we’ll be playing MtG once the pandemic is over

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

67,218 notes2 years ago

pyomorphic:

pissvortex:

if i was there i could fix the suez canal

if I was there id make the situation worse. i dont care

(via clairclairsky)

29,907 notes2 years ago

wemblingfool:

the-talon-ted-meem:

welele:

¿Yakuza o cuál es este?

Video game graphics are getting way too real

He manages to go up the stairs without looking like he’s on them

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

136,961 notes2 years ago

chefpyro:

New highlight is up on YouTube! An edited and condensed version of that time I learned that whales are mammals, and the stupid conversation that followed.

I still answer “aisle 5” aloud whenever I hear you ask where are the tits

(Source: youtube.com, via demilypyro)

2,391 notes2 years ago