I’m saying your jacket have large pockets, I like them. Very nice. Seem very functional. Mhm, yes sir. That’s all. No further comments about the cute clothes selfies, nuh-uh.
When relatives give you money for your birthday but you know you don’t deserve it because you’ve been a total waste of space the entire previous year
When strangers give you money to see your brother’s hard work but you know you don’t deserve it because you’ve been a total waste of space for the previous decade.
When people on tumblr give you notes for your relatable post but you know you don’t deserve it because you just described what was happening in a screencap from a cartoon.
i went to look at this thing on the autism speaks website and it makes you fill out all this information to read the document
also “relationship to autism” “touched by autism”
what the fuck
*touches u with my autism*
[image: a dropdown menu on autism speaks’ website that asks what your “relationship to autism” is. options include “my friend’s family is touched by autism.” end of description]
one time in class we were watching a video about autism and it used the phrase “touched by autism”
my partner and i immediately turned to each other and started rubbing our hands all over each other’s faces and saying “u have been touched by autism”
Anonymous: What in your mind is the difference between a back rub and a massage?
