Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.
(via firesuperstar)
hey……..i love peridot…..
the fuck
this towns big enough for the two of us to love her dan, i assure you.. .
I do not go through the search
of over 5,000 stock images
and a decent effort and time on the edit,
upload and post only so,
in result,
i would have to listen to this
bullshittiry
you got extra in the name dan, and you’re living up to it now
…“How cromulent”, she said, as it embiggened by the second…
Ok I can see why neologisms aren’t allowed in fanfiction.
tfw ur salty bc you can’t find that one blog you browsed and didn’t follow
check your internet history
I TRIED
i highly doubt it tracks it when you’re looking at the sidebar, not the actual blog
Welp, this is a god damn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.
(via dustytoonlink)
in ur otp who is the blue and who is the gray
(Source: beaniebecker, via firesuperstar)
tfw ur salty bc you can’t find that one blog you browsed and didn’t follow
check your internet history
No not you, you didn’t commission >:V
You still are an sweet but not one of the thanked sweeties, you jacklord ù_ú
Fall out… so you’re not candy, just radioactive waste then - .-