yrfriendliz:
“ http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont...

yrfriendliz:

http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.

(via firesuperstar)

265,694 notes3 years ago
Right off the bat I feel attacked.

Right off the bat I feel attacked.

8 notes3 years ago

extradan:

benjamin-note:

extradan:

benjamin-note:

hey……..i love peridot…..

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the fuck

this towns big enough for the two of us to love her dan, i assure you.. .

I do not go through the search

 of over 5,000 stock images

 and a decent effort and time on the edit,

 upload and post only so, 

in result,

i would have to listen to this

bullshittiry

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you got extra in the name dan, and you’re living up to it now

(Source: nejamin, via extradan)

51 notes3 years ago

…“How cromulent”, she said, as it embiggened by the second…

Ok I can see why neologisms aren’t allowed in fanfiction.

5 notes3 years ago

dustytoonlink:

gearholder:

dustytoonlink:

tfw ur salty bc you can’t find that one blog you browsed and didn’t follow

check your internet history

I TRIED
i highly doubt it tracks it when you’re looking at the sidebar, not the actual blog

Welp, this is a god damn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.

(via dustytoonlink)

10 notes3 years ago
favoritexliar:
“ in ur otp who is the blue and who is the gray
”

favoritexliar:

in ur otp who is the blue and who is the gray

(Source: beaniebecker, via firesuperstar)

157,716 notes3 years ago

dustytoonlink:

tfw ur salty bc you can’t find that one blog you browsed and didn’t follow

check your internet history

10 notes3 years ago

korraspats: I'm surprised you havent drawn Jenni in awhile


:

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I’ve been a little busy…

389 notes3 years ago

deeceeoh: ♥


No not you, you didn’t commission >:V

You still are an sweet but not one of the thanked sweeties, you jacklord ù_ú

3 notes3 years ago

putuksstuff: All your teeth are gonna fall out.


Fall out… so you’re not candy, just radioactive waste then - .-

4 notes3 years ago