Had a dream last night. Beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. And she wanted to do something fun for me. And there was two more girls. Both bluenettes, one dressed in black, the other in red. With their hair reaching as far low as their skirts were high, the first in two tails, the other with none. A tantalizing visage of tights. Then I wake up. Same as it ever was.

ANYWAYS, tmi my tuesday or whatever - ~-

8 notes7 years ago

vanquishedvaliant:

RETOREE YOU ARE THE GAYEST

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640 notes7 years ago

Ever watched this show? :3

….whu

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7 notes7 years ago

archangelimpala:

jpfinch1:

just-shower-thoughts:

Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.

I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

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354,244 notes7 years ago

yunisverse:

Greg Universe + text posts and also an Onion Headline bc whatever, part 2

Part 1

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1,489 notes7 years ago
ohcorny:
“you sly dog! you caught me monologuing!
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ohcorny:

you sly dog! you caught me monologuing!

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19,142 notes7 years ago

The ultimate Gearbait

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artistblack:

hnngnhgh

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5,722 notes7 years ago

Husbands eating Promotional Fast Foods.

The father

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The son

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And the hOLY SHIT MICHAEL YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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