Had a dream last night. Beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. And she wanted to do something fun for me. And there was two more girls. Both bluenettes, one dressed in black, the other in red. With their hair reaching as far low as their skirts were high, the first in two tails, the other with none. A tantalizing visage of tights. Then I wake up. Same as it ever was.

ANYWAYS, tmi my tuesday or whatever - ~-

archangelimpala:

jpfinch1:

just-shower-thoughts:

Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.

I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

(via inuleeli)

Husbands eating Promotional Fast Foods.

The father

The son

And the hOLY SHIT MICHAEL YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN