Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Make her pussy wet not her eyes.
Make his dick hard not his life
Break her bed not her heart
play with her boobs not her feelings
Get on his dick not his nerves.
always salt your pasta while boiling it
(Source: msnichxxx, via pencil-rebagels)
Coco Bandicoot. She was intelligent, self-reliant, handy with machines, and whenever she was playable she kicked some serious butt.
Good answer.
this is the most adorable thing i have ever seen
”I’m determined to be taller than you are”
determination will get you anywhere
reblog everytime when it’s on my dash
(via slapmango)
assortment of cute official artwork of the cutest birthday girl!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY IA!!
(Source: freyjaofthenorth, via newnamed)
…I’m really worried for Jirard coming back now e_e