how long will it take the baristas at this new starbucks is to realize i’m giving them 1) different names every time and 2) that they’re all overwatch names
today i have begun this experiment. we start with lena. we go from there.
on august 6 lets all go to starbucks and ask for the overwatch burger the look on the cashiers face will b
Michael Jackson was a huge Weird Al
Yankovic fan. Not only did he let Al do
parodies of ‘Bad’ and ‘Beat it’, he also
let him use the actual ‘Bad’ subway
set for the ‘Fat’ music video and
helped convince other artists to
let him use their songs, too. SourceSource 2Source 3
my friend called me on the phone from the library to tell me he’d been chased by a mountain lion and he thought he might have vomited up blood and I was in the middle of scrubbing my car and having a heat stroke god my life keeps getting fucking weirder
mind you this is my friend who is the total chronic disaster who got into that knife fight in the middle school parking lot so I’m used to giving him shitty advice but this summer since I don’t talk on the phone he texts me every other day with some new terrible strange twist that has happened in his life like “my girlfriend almost got kidnapped” “there are three centipedes in my bed!” “I almost got mugged again” like normally I would just go help him but I’m 4 hours away now and it’s like he forgets GXHRVGSHFV
your friend is a protagonist
this I’m aware of I’m his sidekick and the epitome of the nerd best friend archetype but still it is my civic duty to complain
