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Anonymous: You should be ashamed of yourself for that pun. I'm surprised you didn't hear my groan of disappointment from across the Atlantic.
Shut up noob
Get dunked anon
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“ 2/10/16 - SCP504, “Critical Tomatoes”
“ SCP-504 is a species of tomato physically and genetically identical to that of the typical commercially-grown tomato. It was recovered in [REDACTED], Kentucky after a woman reported to the police...](https://66.media.tumblr.com/6478c264eaf51d2bd0e4c3c947c2cddf/tumblr_o2bl184uQd1tmu7ero1_1280.png)
2/10/16 - SCP504, “Critical Tomatoes”
SCP-504 is a species of tomato physically and genetically identical to that of the typical commercially-grown tomato. It was recovered in [REDACTED], Kentucky after a woman reported to the police that her farmer husband had been “murdered by his lunch”. The Foundation is currently working to identify and destroy loose strains of SCP-504 in the surrounding commercial farming areas.
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GO FUCK YOUR GOATS JOSEF t(oAo t)
Full Name: Rosemary Owens
Gender: Girl
Ethnicity/Species: Human, American of Irish descent
Birthplace and Birthdate: Grandale, Oregon; May 27th
Guilty Pleasures: Jumping on puddles and splashing innocent bystanders.
Phobias: Thunder.
What They Would Be Famous For: Being a renowned botanist.
What They Would Get Arrested For: Punching a police officer.
OC You Ship Them With: Robert.
OC Most Likely To Murder Them: Scourge.
Favorite Movie/Book Genre: Fantasy.
Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: Hero never dies.
Talents and/or Powers: Good at gardening, knack for cooking, resistant to disease, hard worker.
Why Someone Might Love Them: Dedicated, generous, reliable.
Why Someone Might Hate Them: Oblivious to the feelings of others.
How They Change: Learns to balance between own interests and those of their peers.
Why You Love Them: GRASS PATOOTIE ♥`A´♥
Full Name: Emily Hawkins
Gender and Sexuality: Girl… I don’t think sexuality matters here, they’re kids - .-
Pronouns: yeah I’mma skip these in the rest of asks - _-
Ethnicity/Species: Human, half Chilean, half ‘merican.
Birthplace and Birthdate: Portland, Oregon; February 14th.
Guilty Pleasures: Making Phil grumpy.
Phobias: Hospitals.
What They Would Be Famous For: In life for being one hell of a salesperson, in death as a martyr.
What They Would Get Arrested For: Harboring illegal… mmm, individuals
OC You Ship Them With: Phil.
OC Most Likely To Murder Them: Scourge.
Favorite Movie/Book Genre: Fantasy and Horror, but only if the monsters are look good and interesting.
Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: Egomaniac Hunter.
Talents and/or Powers: Knowledge of some myths and legends, a knack for hypnosis, able to lucid dream. Very good at persuasion.
Why Someone Might Love Them: She’s a little piece of heavenly ♥`A´♥
Why Someone Might Hate Them: A tad overbearing.
How They Change: She learns to not idolize some people.
Why You Love Them: I’ve been workin on ideas for her for so long and so hard mannn, she may even be deeper than Phil right now ♥`~´♥
Reblog and Tag with your ocs’ Names
<b>And then for every name you get in your askbox, you must fill out the following character profile for said oc:</b>
Full Name:
Gender and Sexuality:
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Birthplace and Birthdate:
Guilty Pleasures:
Phobias:
What They Would Be Famous For:
What They Would Get Arrested For:
OC You Ship Them With:
OC Most Likely To Murder Them:
Favorite Movie/Book Genre:
Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche:
Talents and/or Powers:
Why Someone Might Love Them:
Why Someone Might Hate Them:
How They Change:
Why You Love Them:
(Source: lorienleylines, via karosiv-the-aura-rose)
