not-the-conversation-starter: 1.) uncalled for. B.) Sorry. Ω.) Alright then, if not tomatoes, what DO you like in similar food category?
Idk, bananas, watermelon, grapes… most pommes are okay. Raw fruit is such a basic bitchfood, why does anyone even bother - _-
ANYWAYS, all of Earth’s black sheep can be food if you properly purify the yucky blasphemy, dontchaknow? ù.ú
Even onions can be bearable after spending time in hellfire to atone for their stenchful sins. While simmered in boiling oil. After being covered in a batter. I’m describing onion rings.
Definitely a good thing to read over before we all start having heart attacks on Super Tuesday.
Super-Short Version: A lot of the states that are voting in the Primaries on Tuesday lean heavily towards Hillary, so there’s a good chance Bernie’s gonna look like he’s taking a huge hit this week. In the weeks afterwards, however, the states that have been leaning towards Bernie will have their Primaries, so he’ll make a comeback then… Assuming, of course, that we don’t all get discouraged from the Super Tuesday results and remember to vote. Apparently, the same thing happened back in ‘08, with Hillary gaining huge leads on Super Tuesday but Obama making a comeback afterwards to get the nomination.
In any case, keep yer hopes up, no matter what happens on Tuesday! Oh, and once again… Make sure you go out and vote!
we were discussing how mandarin is full of puns and the shi poem came up
this is the shi poem
wtf chinese
EDIT: apparently the poem doesn’t make sense when heard but it makes sense when read
CHINESE IS SCARY WTF
Date: ██/██/████ Test Material: 施氏食狮史 (“Lion-Eating Poet In The Stone Den”), by Yuen Ren Chao. “Lion-Eating Poet” is a 92-character poem written in Classical Chinese, in which every syllable is pronounced “shi” (albeit with varying tones).
Results: SCP-423 demanifested from its journal, but did not manifest within the test document. After 10 minutes, researchers were about to report a containment breach, when SCP-423 remanifested within its journal, stating that it had “got(ten) lost trying to find the way in”.