putuksstuff: I thought you were into miniskirts.

Not on my own legs, you jackhat -` _´-

catgirlfrottage: math major here, the square root of an onion is actually a scallion

nittany-tiger: *Gives you a dollar*

I don’t need your stinkin money! >:V

der-stein: What is the square root of onion?

A shallot.

not-the-conversation-starter: I'd have to get home and peel off the like 30 layers of shit-skin, but will do.

Good lord man, don’t actually bite a raw onion wth èAé

not-the-conversation-starter: Onions are delicious all the time though. Why do you think there are so many relatable posts about cutting onions?

Bite one right now.